Telemachus of Ithaca

Telemachus of Ithaca

May 26, 2025

In the years that passed after his father Odysseus returned home after his long wandering, Telemachus grew to the peak to maturity in the summer of his youth. At the same time, both his parents aged and entered the autumn years of midlife. Odysseus, once so mighty and...

Ballad of King Frumtingle

Ballad of King Frumtingle

Apr 21, 2025

The land of Gadzookshagen was fair and fertileRuled by King Frumtingle, so noble and wiseIts people feasted on the local skrunt turtleIts meat was rich but went straight to their thighs All was well until a huge horde on horsebackPillaged and plundered and burned all...

Derpetologist

The world's foremost authority on the science of stupidity, Professor Emeritus at Derpskatonic University, Editor of the Journal of Pure and Theoretical Derp, Chancellor of the Royal Derp Society, and Senior Fellow at The Dipshit Doodlebug Institute for Advanced Idiocy

I, Soldier part 6

Jan 8, 2024 |

The radio class was a little harder. I knew that encryption was best, but since the men were unlikely to do it properly, I told them to only speak in Montagnard on the radio and taught them how to use a radio in single-channel plaintext mode. Interestingly, this is...