So I picked up my oldest later than usual yesterday. He went to a seminar put on by the current school marching band drum major on what is needed to be selected as drum major at his high school. Only three kids showed up, so he has a real shot at this. The process is...
How has nobody used this photo to meme, “big ol titties…not just the kind that make your teeth bleed”?
I have a 3 hour block of meetings this afternoon….you know the drill at this point.. ¡enlaces! The big news in Latin America today is the King of Spanish Bullfighting was gored in the ass. Severe damage to soft tissues and lower GI tract will leave him out of the ring...
I spent the morning in a hole in the wall auto shop after a check engine light that’s been turning on and off the past few weeks actually started to materialize into a noticeable drivetrain issue. Damn thing decided it no longer wanted to shift without making a fuss...
*Buzzzz* *Buzzzz* “Aw hell, not again.” I said. “Wait…this is a Zoom?” HI BROWN MAN. BROWN MAN ON THE AIR ”What?” WELCOME TO FOREST LAWYER PODCAST—WITH STEVE SMITH, ESQ “What?” I asked again, even more confused. STEVE SMITH LIVE STREAM DEBATE. GET OPINION ON FLY....
You may have heard a hurricane made landfall in California. I just want to mark myself safe due to the reports of rain here in Arizona. All is more or less back to normal other than unseasonably cool forecast of 101 degrees and 67% humidity today. Enlaces!...
Inspired by RJ’s article on gaslighting, I’m going to go ahead and throw another conspiracy at you involving blood sucking government parasites. This is my review of OSHO Ales from the Crypt Cake Eater: After spending three years going from calling COVID the China...
You probably heard the news over the weekend, so we’re going to get right into it: Brandon Hererra, aka “The AK Guy” on YouTube is running for congress. Wait, although that’s awesome news, that’s not quite what I wanted to get into. Javier Milei, an Argentine...
Not accepted
This morning I woke up to the mellow sounds of the rain. At least I was able to hear the rain once the 45 pound pit bull freaking the hell out, panting hot drool over my face. Every freaking time a storm passes over. Otherwise its great because its only like 93 and...
“In the time before time began. There was: the cube.”
– Optimus Prime
A message from Glib’s Staff: We experienced a brief technical glitch earlier this morning. We can’t get too far into the “why” of it, only that the problems we incurred were a direct result of actions from IP addresses in the DC-NoVa area. We can’t confirm, or deny...
I’m not sorry. I just don’t.
I forgot I had this one
I apologize for nothing
…ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooos!
Mexico wins!
I promise this is only metaphorical
I’m waiting patiently for a batch of training records from a contractor. I hate this one, because its for cultural competency. The trouble I have with it, is I have to review the training slides…for every contractor we have in 19 states. So I am basically saying, is...
Its what’s for dinner.
LSofia outlaws Jane Mansfield”. Black and White circa 1957
I’m going on vacation this week. So I am now writing this while waiting on 15 eggs to boil. Packing seed oil free snacks is how I plan to avoid a wicked deuce when I arrive home and finally eat a meal not made with shelf stable ingredients. I might have fallen into...
Not one, but TWO WORLD WARS
Today is a day for this.
We may need a “shitpost” option
The other day my youngest said somebody said he looks like Andrew Tate. Which is ridiculous, because I don’t drive a Bugati, and he looks nothing at all like Andrew Tate. So I asked, “How the hell do you know who Andrew Tate is?” He didn’t have much of an answer....