I did something that’s going to irritate a lot of you. No, I didn’t apply for citizenship, I was born here. Weirdos. No this is so much worse, I went to see The Odyssey last weekend. A review is forthcoming…I just need to find Greek beer. Your plan is to hide in the...
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I’m dealing with a contractor today, who says someone else in my company said they were negotiating a contract amendment that absolves them from participating in audits. I need to burn a few bridges in Wisconsin so…there will be no intro… ¡enlaces! Mexico thinks this...
No sports tag? Good. This doesn’t apply.
I got nothing. So I’ll just post this.
“¿Por qué perseguiste una camioneta llena de cocaína?“ the Venezuelan asked. ”I told you. No habla un sola palabra de español.” I replied. He motioned for his younger associate. *thwap* The Venezuelan hit me again in the gut. For some reason they seemed to avoid...
I watched a couple episodes of the Quantum Leap reboot. Without getting into the obvious problem they ran out of ideas and its a show taking place in the future, so naturally in the future a trans character will be accepted without question—Here’s why the reboot...
Looks like today is going to be another day of climate change! Which actually frees up my evening because that really just means my son’s baseball game was rained out. So in that event, I am making chili. I like to do it with a pound of pork and a pound of beef tips....
Funny, it wasn’t long ago I was complaining they took this one away from us. All I will say is….never forget. This is my review of Guinness Zero: I realize that making fun of the Irish this weekend will likely result in hearty laughter slowly progressing to distain,...
Long weekend. The wife is out of town this week. I am a bit overextended so I will present this as an icebreaker: Think of a few of your favorite bands, and make us guess what it is by changing one word of the name to “moist”. Incidentally, today’s music link is...
Only because its cold out.
When something that appears desirable actually turns into something questionable
Its the kind of day you get it twice in a row.
Its not the shark, its YOU being rationed.
I came across this AI art project that I thought was sort of funny. Its an AI depiction of every US President made in the style of a Pixar character. Some of these are pretty good. I like that Obama and Wilson effectively have the same smug asshole facial features....
Fun fact: 24 astronauts were born in Ohio. What is the problem with Ohio that is makes people wish to flee the Earth?
Friendly reminder: if you have not purchased flowers for your spouse now is probably too late, as they were all purchased earlier this morning. I myself, made the annual tribute which in lieu of being yelled at for buying something that is already dead, was simply...
White women must be stopped
I know people want to talk about the Grammy’s. I’m not going to do that do you. I’m not going to dig up Madonna in her “Mickey Rourke” phase and post it here. Not my style, and quite frankly you’re probably more into Elizabeth Holmes attempting to escape prison by...
Everywhere we look, signs of impending doom cross our paths… This is my review of Dormaal Fam Brewey Tripel: Being born the year of The Terminator has its perks. It’s culturally relevant enough that most people are aware of when the movie was released but not...
¡Buenos tardes! Over the weekend the AZLP held an annual meeting as required by statute to determine party leadership for the next two years. I was unable to attend, but I am happy to report back the group of Hoppean Incels lead by a very failed comedian swept all...
I didn’t get a good reception when I posted a pic of Hasselhoff’s daughter, so you get Hasselhoff, himself.
Last Friday I was stuck on an all call with my company CEO. These things are boring as hell. So I detail stripped and cleaned my 1911 to pass the time. I am happy to admit I did lose track of one part in the process: the magazine release retention bar. Damn thing...
It occurred to me I had admin access and was allowed to add a new category. So why not add this one? I can’t help but assume it will be of use for the foreseeable future. This is my review of Pabst Blue Ribbon (PBR): Meanwhile in Canada: In order to reduce the...
Long weekend. Had to do the single dad thing due to an out of state soccer tournament. I’m happier its back to normal, which strikes me as odd. Links? Sure, let’s do it. The “3 Amigos” summit resulted in next to nothing mentioned by the corporate press....