I ate a cheesecake from Cheesecake Factory the other day, something about it concerned me. This is my review of Belching Beaver Churro con Chocolate Pastry Stout: You see, when I pick up a cheesecake from such an established merchant of fat fuck food, I am not going...
This cannot stand
Once upon a time, my family took a trip to southern New Mexico to see White Sands National Park. The trouble with going to such places as a single destination is pretending there is more to do than walk around will get boring soon, even if you film yourself walking...
Busy here, but nothing to bore you with. Lets go straight to what you came here for: news beyond the wall. Can I say something controversial about Batman? Fuck Batman. Don’t go to Mexico, you might get robbed by the Federales catch COVID. You sure you...
The bill that everyone was waiting on was released to the public on Wednesday. Okay, maybe not everyone… This is my review of Interboro Battleset Apple Brandy Barrel Aged Barleywine: The bill in question is the Responsible Financial Innovation Act, aka “the crypto...
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If you have a more effective way to discipline a child, I want to hear it.
Victory slap
Update: I still can’t afford it
My LG washing machine attempted to do whatever the Korean equivalent to Sepuku is called. If there is one. So I spent my Saturday morning diagnosing the problem, then ordering the part on Amazon prime for shipping the next day. Sadly, it didn’t arrive until Sunday...
Get a load of these assholes
One of my favorite things to do these days is going to Trader Joe’s. I like to put on SiriusXM Octane (Channel 37), roll down my windows, turn up the stereo on my Grand Cherokee to full blast. The looks of “what an asshole” from the Subaru and Tesla crowd of...
Perhaps now it is time for a “shitpost” category.
Had a fun weekend. I was up in Flagstaff on account of my sister graduating from college. I went to the same school so I was feeling a bit sentimental. The parking predictably sucked, but I figured I’d just hoof it with my sons and give them a bit of a tour of south...
Alright. I have to hat tip Brett for finding something neither Elon Musk or pussy hat related.
Is it safe to go on the internet yet?
It was an inevitability, there is nothing else out there this week…
Didn’t think you’d see me?
Its high time to break this one out.
This is just a draft, we’ll work on coming up with a better title.
¡Buenos tardes! Hopefully everyone had an enjoyable holiday weekend in which there were neither traffic fatalities or arrest warrants signed…in multiple states. What? You mean to tell me you don’t party like its New Years on Easter? Okay… Here are a few...
Part One
There’s been a bit of kerfuffle in the LP in the last week or so. Apparently, Tom Woods was accused of grooming his wife. This was really just a smear but given his history of being as milquetoast a child predator can possibly be, it warranted a response. So I’ll...
For those that may be unaware, MLB opening day is next Thursday, which means the annual baseball related hot-takes about the DH rule, bigger bases, jazzing up the game, and racial integration are back in the headlines. This is my review of Alaska Amber Ale: The one...
At the gym on Sunday I asked the manager how long before they would hang the punching bag back up. They said it was a D-Ring that needed to be replaced and they needed to locate it, and couldn’t tell me when. So I asked if I brought them one, if they would rehang...