I’m dealing with a contractor today, who says someone else in my company said they were negotiating a contract amendment that absolves them from participating in audits. I need to burn a few bridges in Wisconsin so…there will be no intro… ¡enlaces! Mexico thinks this...
Smile, your on camera.
Man , tough weekend for foosball fans. Both teams I can credibly pretend to follow lost. Oh well. Now I can go back to feigning interest in literally anything else. ¡Enlaces! I will say the Mexican fans had a bigger hurdle to returning to life before the world cup...
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Not too much going on, other than team blue’s political ads here are getting a bit desperate. First, the astronaut running for senate was seen covering his dome with a trucker hat in his latest ad…of all things. Then they dug up Obama to let us know it would...
Thankfully, the terrible horror movies this time of year allow us to decipher Roman numerals.
This weekend my son put on the Treehouse of Horror from the second season of The Simpsons. We had a brief exchange where I had to explain to him the joke where Kang and Kodos were showing them their TV and Bart asked if it got HBO. “No, that would cost extra.” Now I...
Seriously, those cunts could’ve ruined it like Sriracha
Wait…reverse that.
The AZ senate race is getting serious. This is my review of Two Brothers Quad Radical: News of a poll of millennials likely voters was made public earlier this week with a slightly surprising result. The statewide races in AZ are all within the margin of error. The...
There’s a pattern afoot
Apparently, old Ronnie is into McKink
This week is kicking my ass already…I’ll get right to it. Mexico sends their foreign minister to pursue an end to the Ukraine war. Not a bad idea. If I were running from Mexico, Israel would probably be one of the last places they’d look. That’s a lot of kids...
When I was a kid, my family was out eating sushi. My stepdad thinking he was being slick, offered me $20 to eat the ball of wasabi. So I did. It wasn’t pleasant but $20 filled your tank in those days. So he says double or nothing. I grabbed another ball of wasabi...
If you happen to be one of those people constantly trying to find items that do not contain rapeseed oil or canola oil, I found something interesting while picking up burger buns the other day. King’s Hawaiian uses butter! Kamehameha for the win! Now for Mexican...
Previously on Glibertarians.com “Guten tag, zhe deposit box owner informed us you vould arrive today. Specifically, zhat you are incapable of arriving on time for your appointment, but you vould arrive no later zhan ten minutes late.” ”Yeah that’s sounds like me.” I...
If I’m following whatever the hell that was I’m using the Carl’s Jr. gif.
Love the twerking Hulk or your racist
Yesterday I got a check engine light. The freaking communists in the UAW programmed that damn thing to go off on Labor Day. The one day all the shops are guaranteed to be closed, thus forcing me to go to an authorized dealer if I wanted to get it cleared. Its a...
Was, anyhow.
Its Tuesday again?
I did this last year, so I get to do it again on account of terrible news. (H/T: The Late P Brooks) This is my review of The Trash An American Imperial Brown: The electric car industry got a bit of a kick in the pants earleir this week with California finding new and...
Yeah this would normally go in for a while.
Why not? They do seem rather tasty.
There’s an immigrant-owned gas station in my neighborhood that I have refill my propane tanks. Nice guy, total stereotype being a Pakistani guy owning a gas station. Every so often I feel bad for the guy because he may have picked the screwiest neighborhood to start...