First they came for the stodgy comedians... …but I did not speak out because this is my review of Dark Sky Brewing Office Supplies Hazy IPA: What? I have better shit to do than worry about Jimmy Kimmel. I have an Office Space themed IPA to review. Okay fine. This...
No its not Cinco de Mayo
I am too often reminded of two basic truths: 1-People are monsters. 2-At least they will self-identify. This is my review of TRVE Brewing When Its Cold & When its Dark Black IPA: Let me tell you, it’s is unbelievably difficult to find something else to talk about...
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Eventually, they’re going to come for your favorite condom brand.
¡Buenos tardes, Gliberinos! Today is opening day for my son’s little league team. Somehow I got suckered into helping coach so that’s another 3 hours per week I could be spend fucking off. That’s not the aggravating part. That was spending half a Saturday...
Bzzzzzzzzzzzz My phone buzzed off the nightstand. ”Hello” ”We’ve been trying to reach you. According to our records your car’s warranty is about to expire—” “Bah. I’ll block it later.” I set the phone back in the nightstand and pretended sleeping was still an...
Stupid daylight savings time
Relax, there is no cannibalism involved…yet.
Screwy week already. Why are people talking about this Oprah interview? Sure the 90’s never really ended and she’s a billionaire narcissist but there has to be somebody else out there that can interview people I have no interest in? Nice, they’re making Spaetzle on...
…but I am always prepared to be disappointed.
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Either TPTB authorized this awful pun, or they failed to prevent it.
Wife and I completed our taxes and concluded waiting for the fools to determine if the president might stay awake long enough to sign might get us an additional $4k in funny money. So we’ll wait. Las Mujeres de Chile, plan a “Women’s Strike early next month to combat...
For those of you stuck in Texas wondering how it is the power is still out, fear not. I will not, in the most cowardly fashion, make fun of you while I know your internet is probably out. Okay, maybe a little. Current weather in Phoenix today is about 75F. This is...
I’m sorry, you expected me to be late?
Here’s a party game. Substitute the phrase “Taxation is Theft” into a single word of the title of your favorite movie. Then we guess what your favorite movie is.
I’ll start: The [Taxation is Theft]
¡Por tiempo enlaces mexicanos!
Fact-checking Beowulf, because you ALL still have Beowulf.
“Female Mexican Soccer” fan is a surprisingly useless Google search
I guess its where it sort of gets dark.
You all, had to complain about being tired of the feature images. Fine.
It was always a meaningless trope but it did originate from an obvious truth.
Over this long weekend I decided to try watching Wanda Vision. This is a show I got into about the 10 minute mark and realize they are either trying to cop I Love Lucy or insult anybody who even watched a single episode. I fall into the latter camp. Ricky Ricardo,...
Not really, the title is misdirection.