My favorite thing to make is carne asada. My family likes it, and they ask me to make it all the time. Unfortunately with the ubiquity of Chipotlé they’re constantly asking me to make them “burrito bowls… This is my review of Great Notion Stacks of Coconut Imperial...
Another Tuesday?
There are times when you just have to ask yourself, maybe I should get on the juice? This is my review of Outlaw Light: Its true, you though about it. You sat there looking at your deadlift numbers and watching some freak like Hafthor Björnsson and assumed if he can...
The best part of October!
Definitely an album title for a German Metal band.
The week just sort of flew right by.
I wanted to talk about this courageous act of free expression. Are we talking about this? Well, no. In my defense however, it was you—yes YOU, that brought something else up. This is my review of Black Plague Brewing Silo Surfer Lager: Given the movie that has once...
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Failure to comply will result in participating in chain gangs, pink underwear, and being fed the bare minimum to avoid 8th Amendment lawsuits.
While that looks good, I’m actually having a bagel.
Get your conspiracy theory hats.
I got an hour to fill in.
Leave…it to…the Shatman…to….finally create…controversy…we can really….bitch…about.
Which is a silly way of claiming its hotter, really. Saying “I sweat more in Florida,” doesn’t make it hotter, it just means you are sweating.
In light of events that may or may not have lead to a number of people here stocking up on certain canned goods, I thought I’d let everyone know an easy way to actually eat the contents of those cans and not disturb your delicate gastrointestinal tract. This is my...
Who’s down for an extra set?
I don’t know about you guy, but I’m done with this week.
The squirrels always win.
What? I’m up early, what’s your excuse?
With so many things out there to set us all off, we could focus on something important. Something like jack boot thugs called in to beat up communists...nah. Lets phone it in. This is my review of Chihuahua Mexican Lager. Trader Joe’s was called to account this week...
I am phoning it since I am on vacation. I am absolving nobody of their debts
People might stop treating you like a pain in the ass if you stop being a pain in the ass.
Nah.
!Miercoles! I decided to go for a run last night, and lets just say three miles used to be easier on my knees. I’m not here to complain, at least not here. Now for the links! I would like all the religious types to pray for Jair Bolsonaro. Why? Not just...
Nice. I got the 4th of July slot.
On Tuesday morning I was in for a bit of a surprise. Like any other, I woke up, urinated, and stumbled over to the kitchen to make myself a cup of coffee. “What the Hell are you doing here?” ”HI BROWN MAN. BROWN MAN HAVE GOOD COFFEE.” “Why are you here...