As much as I complain about the rather dimwitted and entitled customer base we have, I can't say much better for our staff. We do have some excellent people, but we also have... to be generous, tards. Except actual Downs tards are generally super nice, kind, cheerful,...
We have come through the worst of Alumni Reunion Weekend in more or less one piece. I can't speak for our customers- wine sales were amazing. I have to restock nearly everything. We have the last remnants coming through today, but then we pick up all the pieces, sweep...
All the old time Progs are descending on our little village this weekend for the Reunion. It started for me last night with a table full of affluent women in their late 30s demanding to know if the wine we had was organic. And if it had sulfites. And if we maintained...
Jews play stupid games. Jews, that’s why they’re lame. As are the Links.
The water seems to come out of nowhere. It’s like the sky is sweaty. We’re baffled. So… here’s Links.
Holy shit, you mean I have to sober up now???
With Black Friday behind us, Saturday takes on the color of my heart. And here’s Links to prove it.
It’s a day to give thanks for the things we give thanks for, and to bitch about idiot “authority.” Starting here.
SP and I did some fun chemistry last night. We’ll see if this gets anyone sick. But as a backup, the news should definitely do the job.
Look, we had a visitor last night and drank a significant amount. So expect these Links to be sort of… you know.
A little mini-rant about disease, politics, media, and math abuse.
It’s almost Thanksgiving. It’s 90° out. What the actual… anyway, Links.
I’d tell knock-knock jokes to Mao Tse Tung, but I haven’t got a kitchen sink. But Links.
Nothing makes sense. Nothing matters. So what the hell, let’s have us some Links.
For so many things. Real things, not DC Kabuki. But hey, that shit is basically over as well.
Not from the alcohol, really, though that’s a good idea. It’s from the circus we laughingly call “news.”
There does seem to be a long tradition of bailouts. (((We))) apparently started it.
Because you know it’s all burning on Tuesday night and Wednesday, no matter what the results. So let’s enjoy Sunday Links while we can.
Y’all mocked me, but I was right. And here’s Links, just to show there’s no hard feelings.
We’re getting closer…
Maybe 2020 is asshoe but it’s a bright, shiny, and fresh asshoe. Like these links.
In a relative sense, of course. But no matter, here’s Links
Unlike my genius wife, I can’t come up with clever links themes involving my handle. Nor can I even approach her formatting. But I’ll try to make up for it with ill humor.
I dunno, I have no real theme here, but I do have links.
Not much Jew News but plenty of other things to mock, be outraged by, and most importantly, comment on.