"Hey, honey, you wanna watch something? What's on Netlfix?" The plot follows the story of Carla Antonella "Carlita" Rodríguez, a trans woman and the first trans miner in the Patagonia, an occupation vetoed for women. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_of_Coal "Can't...
“Y’all stop teasing them chickens,” Usha hollered to her children, letting the screen door shut behind her. She turned back to the stove, her bare feet slapping on the checkered linoleum. “Usha!” JDcalled, “I’m home.” He set down his knapsack and kissed her on her...
Drunk raccoon found passed out on liquor store floor after breaking in Staff at a Virginia liquor store got a shock on Saturday when they came into work to find the store had been broken into by a very intoxicated raccoon. The "masked bandit" was found passed out in...
"It looks like..." the hat began. "Don't say it," the hair growled. "That you were having..." "Don't." "A bad hair day." The hair launched himself at the hat, screeching in rage, sweeping him off the desk. They landed in a squirming ball on the floor, howling, biting,...
The key to looking youthful is Swamp Thing semen. Also, it makes you delusional. "Do you know what it is like to hate? When it goes deep down inside?" The press junket for Wicked is just Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo having some sort of weird lesbian...
Poasting.
“It’s not my fault she looks like a pig!” Donald yelled. Karoline rubbed at her face and sighed. “She looks like a pig!” the hat said. “He said, ‘Peggy,’” the hair said. “Her name is Peggy, he said, ‘Quiet, quiet, Peggy.’” “She was being pig,” the hat said, “so she...
Globalize the Enchilada “Zohran,” the voice said. It was his mother’s voice. It was always his mother’s voice. “What?” he whispered. Rama rolled away from him, muttering something. “Zohran,” his mother’s voice crooned, “the Jew is about the land. You must stop him.”...
Woman Ordered Medicine by Mail, Got a Box of Human Fingers Instead A woman in Hopkinsville, Kentucky, was waiting for a shipment of medicine and medical supplies. When it finally arrived, she ripped the box open and found that it was filled with human arms and fingers...
“Momadoobly,” Donald said. “Ma’am-haad-e,” the hair said carefully. “Mumhobby,” Donald spat out the word, like a cherry pit going for a record distance. “Who fucking cares?” USA hat hollared. “He’s a gotdamn furriner!” “Ignore him,” the hat said, “but he’s right.” “I...
She laid the osculum infame on him and his will drained away -- a tender kiss, nothing more, and he was lost. Her tail lashed him, cut him as they fucked, his soul forfeit. Without God all things are possible and all things permitted, she whispered. He went to her...
Ex-White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre left Democratic Party, publisher of her book says “Until January 20, I was responsible for speaking on behalf of the President of the United States,” Jean-Pierre, the first Black woman and openly gay person to hold the...
Karine adjusts her pantyhose and fluffs up her hair. She is now ready for the carefully vetted studio audience. The moderator, finger lingering over the shock collar button, collars the entire audience had agreed to wear, readies themself to Piker anyone that goes off...
If you are on X and you aren't using this to troll Will Stancil, you need to get on-board the womp womp train. Since stories about me hurting myself are so popular... In 5th grade, a kid on the bus asked me for a piece of notebook paper. The loose piece in my backpack...
There lived in a town most hideousA man by the name of PhineasHis pheromones were so fearsomeThey drew all the ladies, even the winsomeTo accept the root and seed of PhineasWho was a loathsome man, so perfidiousHe left them gibbering and dumbAnd always, always quite...
Kentucky's War on VD: The God That Failed Just a damn fine book. It had been on my insanely long to-read list for a while now. The plot works at breakneck speed and Chesterton wields alliteration like a weapon. You see how it was an inspiration for so many later...
“I have brought peace to the Middle East,” Donald said. “I have healed a rift and led Jews and Palestinians to the Promised Land.” “Hallelujah!” the hat said jubilantly. “Preach Brother Donald!” “I will win the Nobel Peace Prize!” Donald exulted. “Um…” the hair began....
Shocking.
Dream a little dream…
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“My Presidential Library is going to be so classy,” Donald said, “just the classist." “But it’s in Florida,” the hair said. “Florida loves Donald,” the hat said. “Where else should he have it?” “Uh, New York City? His hometown.” “Nah, fuck that shithole. They can rot...
There is something almost comforting that Mandy has always been and still is an offensive idiot. Like the changing of the seasons: you might not know when winter comes, but you know it will. When will Mandy reveal herself to be a deluded asshole again? Soon. She is...
“I know they broke the escalators on purpose,” the hat spat. “The building is a dump, a dump,” Donald said. “I could have made it beautiful, just so classy.” “Those waterheads were lucky you even bothered to talk to them,” the hat said. “Can you guys keep it down?”...
The Dream Is Never Over
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