“Pussy,” the hat said. “You goddamn coward.” Donald had his head down on his desk and Barron was holding a cold compress to the back of the neck. “You’ll never be the King of Persia now,” a defeated Donald told his giant son. “I wish I had never become your hat,” the...
Taking the plunge – and marrying a river There’s something afoot in the woods today. Bubble-headed humanoid figures bump clumsily through the trees, making their way down to the water’s edge accompanied by flute and drum. Here comes Frog, with bulgy red eyes, followed...
“I got them jugs!” Bryon yelled as he chased Kristi through the house, his enormous breasts swaying queasily. “Fuck off, Byron!’ Kristi yelled, picking up a sugar bowl and throwing it at his head. She missed and it bounced off of his watermelon breasts. “Look at...
Good times make men hard.
Donald Fudgebody had him by the throat!
Ezra Miller died right before their eyes.
What the world needs now is another folk singer, like I need a hole in my head.
“You let him ride a bicycle?” Tony asked, incredulous, his voice booming from the speakers of his isolation pod. “He wanted to,” Dr. Jill Biden said petulantly. She fingered the stethoscope around her neck nervously. “Nothing can happen to him before midterms,”...
How does it feel to know you’ve just won again?
Blame
That isn’t a Photoshop
At the time you were a rake and a roustabout, spending all your money on the whores and hounds.
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It's just a stutter. It's just a stutter. It's just a stutter. The hat and the hair were both sitting on the desk in the Office of the President the United States In Exile when Donald walked in, short little steps to main balance, a Diet Coke in one hand and...
[untitled SugarFree project]
Hugging? Ew.
Enact my labor, Starbucks! Squeeze that nut!
Never, never, never
“Son, you must be fucking high.”
It’s time for Aborto-maniacs
And we’re zany to the max
So just sit back and relax
You’ll laugh ’til you collapse
We’re Aborto-maniacs!
Screwed-up eyes and screwed-down hairdo
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“My body feels young but my mind is very old” (It’s the opposite for me.)
Why are they lone wolves if there are three of them?
And a party that will never stop