The Hat and The Hair 47: Episode 44

The Hat and The Hair 47: Episode 44

“You send me ova there and ah’ll take care of him for ya,” Lindsey drawled. The Oval Office was warm, uncomfortably close, and the man’s lilac scent was a cloying miasma. Donald nodded, resting his head on his hands, squinting at the Senator. He had no idea of what...

The Hat and The Hair 47: Episode 44

The Hat and The Hair 47: Episode 42

“WAR!’ the hat yelled. “We gonna bomb those fuckers good!” “Do you have to be so bloodthirsty?" the hair asked. “Oh, here he goes. Mr. Peace. Mr. Don’t-Want-No-Trouble-Mister.” “Yeah, yeah.” “Bok-bok-bok,” the hat chickened. “I just don’t think we have any business in...

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