O garment not golden but gilded, O garden where all men may dwell,O tower not of ivory, but builded By hands that reach heaven from hell;O mystical rose of the mire, O house not of gold but of gain,O house of unquenchable fire, Our Lady of Pain! -Swinburne The wound...
“Do you want a tampon?” Tim asked, trembling. “Shut the fuck up,” Amy said as she pulled the black bag over Tim’s head. “Are you my mommy?” Tim whimpered. “I have to remove you,” “you aren’t fit to lead Minnesota," Amy said. "Look at me. Look at me. I’m the Governor...
"Hey, honey, you wanna watch something? What's on Netlfix?" The plot follows the story of Carla Antonella "Carlita" Rodríguez, a trans woman and the first trans miner in the Patagonia, an occupation vetoed for women. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_of_Coal "Can't...
Domination is the name of the game.
Darlene!
I got your hat-tip swingin’.
Strawberries
Do as you’re told with the weapons of the world
The dawn of a new era in front hole technology.
“Things are going great and they’re only gettin’ better.”
Do it.
When your friends they do come crying
Tell them now your pleasure’s set up on slow-release
There are no ends, no goodbyes, only time and tide to wash away us all.
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
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My vocabularies like licking the gutter.
YOUTUBE!
Oh, please don’t let these shakes go on!
“The luxury edition has so much more eagle. It saddens me to think of you missing out.”
We named our children after towns we had never been to.
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring because they were all suffering from profound Seasonal Affective Disorder.
Comin’ from Uranus to trick your style!
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 178.5
(Joemala: Episode 10)
ACID PARTY
“I wash myself with a rag on a stick.”
And, as far as I can tell, she was born female.