Apparently I volunteered to cover for the old man. Lets see…birthdays? The man who invented pimping. A man famous for something he didn’t say. I’m afraid you’re just too loud. Not my jam, but I’m betting one of you is into it. The obligatory obscure scientist. Easily...
I should be in Mexico
Relax, this gets better
¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos?
Its all World Cup, all the time. There’s a soccer game on non-stop for the past two weeks. Is the US playing? No. They don’t play again until tomorrow. I don’t even get Mexico, its normally some cut rate EU country vs. a former French colony in Africa. Every damn TV...
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Damned Dirty Apes
Raspberries are Red, NASA is Blue…
¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!
I just found out the Man vs. Food guy was still alive. I seriously thought he was dead this entire time. The bad internet rumors suggesting he died of a heart attack obviously didn’t help. Whatever, even if he had the best traveling food show on television, he’s...
Divine Right
Divine right? My ass.
¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!
The world is fucked, so I’ll pull this one from the bullpen
Magic Boxes
Its always the people with the simplest solution
¡Martes por la tarde, día antes que el día de presidentes!. ¡Enlaces mexicanos!
I blew a flat yesterday during my lunch hour while picking up some groceries. Tried to patch it, but the side wall was pretty much fucked once I re-inflated it. I have new tires now. The worst part was the nearest tire place was Big-O tires, and they were out of...
Hedonistic Quality
How high quality is your hedonism?
¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!
This time, its on time.
Cracked Pipes
I hate plumbing jobs
¿Martes? ¡Martes! ¿A que tiempo? ¡Por la tarde!
Goddamnit. ¡Enlaces mexicanos!
Doth his appearance bespeak him of a harlot?
Then why do you bed him thus?
¡Martes por la tarde! ¡Enlaces mexicanos!
We can’t just let Canada have all the fun!
In Brrrrminham they love the Guvnor
I’m making an alternative reference before the drugs falls out of his ass.
¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!
Put me in coach!
The Arizona Autism Convention
Its like a circle jerk, except they’re all jerks
¡Martes por la tarde¡ Enlaces mexicanos!
Seems like a Carl’s Jr .gif type of day.
Sucking Dick for Coke
Half the time I am serious, the other half I am only half serious. Then there are the ones where I am neither and both.
¡Mas tequila martes! ¡Enlaces mexicanos!
I am now COVID free as of Thursday. Which is good because I ran out of cannabis gummies on Wednesday and I probably killed all those stoners. I didn’t really find out about it until last night, so hopefully nobody at the gym, Total Wine, my son’s BJJ place, Trader...
Chai Boy
This has to be a joke
Martes por la tarde….enlaces mexicanos…
Back to the grind
The Glibbest Year in Review
I can’t remember, is this guy dead?
¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!
Here we go again