Keep your fucking beignets, Goy Boy. We got hamantashen. They may have been partying down in NoLa, but at the same time, I kept thinking, "This is a really poor-ass version of Purim." Which it is. Nobody parties like drunk Jews. They sometimes even spend money. So...
I feel for you. For each and every one of you. I feel your pain, your sadness, but also your joy, and your happiness. What am I saying? The only thing I feel is horny. And greedy. While Spud is gallivanting around Hawaii on his honeymoon, Prime and I decided to trash...
St. Hallmark is the patron saint of useless synthetic holidays. I will spend this one babysitting Sweet Baby James, then making some pizza for Prime and me, with accompanying adult beverages. Unlike Spud, I did not get married this week, so I'm still allowed to be...
The students have poured out of here in droves. leaving me to do Links on my own.
I have managed to reduce my teaching load the old fashioned way. And before you vanish, here’s Links.
What a mess! So let’s get distracted with Links.
Perhaps it’s better for everyone that Spud is only here 4 times a year. Better for my liver, at least. Anyhoo, Links.
Tomb Raider is off to a dance festival, so I actually have a weekend to get work done. And drop some Links.
So the Taylor Swift show is on tonight, but unfortunately will be sporadically interrupted by some football game. Spud is in town, so WebDom, l0b0T, Tomb Raider, and I will be gathered over at his place to see if we can consume sufficient intoxicants to blot out the...
Non-academic business brought me down to Pittsburgh whence I limn this ode to the stupidity of the world. If Lamar Jackson hadn't done an epic choke two weeks ago, I'd be trolling the populace with my Ravens sweatshirt. Alas, that opportunity vanished. But I did...
Rumors of my disappearance are greatly exagg.. oh, wait, they’re not.
We're between snowstorms and the temperatures have been hovering just above freezing. So of course, the trails are pure muck, my back yard is a marsh, and Dog is rolling in it, then coming back in the house and jumping on the furniture. Oh, and besides the numerous...
It seems like we’ve been here before…
Yes, the mercury is actually freezing. But Links are just cool.
Those poor kids don’t know what hit them. But you know that you’re getting hit by… Links.
Here I am, staring at my navel, asking questions. The first being, “What’s in the news today?”
Those poor kids. Those poor, poor kids. And they don’t even have to read Links.
Well we did manage to get out a bit before the storm, but now we’re just hunkered down and tossing out Links.
Winter has gcome late, but good and hard. Story of my life. But anyway… Links.
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL? OK, first some Links.
Spud and I… made a few calls. Mexican Sharpshooter has been regrettably detained. So we’re stepping in.
It’s been a quiet week here. But no more. And Links.
I’m the opposite of a Shabbos goy.
It’s sooooo quiet here. Perfect atmosphere for the Links.
The goyim get crazy this time of year. Think I’ll just keep my head down and do Links.