Drunk raccoon found passed out on liquor store floor after breaking in Staff at a Virginia liquor store got a shock on Saturday when they came into work to find the store had been broken into by a very intoxicated raccoon. The "masked bandit" was found passed out in...
"It looks like..." the hat began. "Don't say it," the hair growled. "That you were having..." "Don't." "A bad hair day." The hair launched himself at the hat, screeching in rage, sweeping him off the desk. They landed in a squirming ball on the floor, howling, biting,...
The key to looking youthful is Swamp Thing semen. Also, it makes you delusional. "Do you know what it is like to hate? When it goes deep down inside?" The press junket for Wicked is just Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo having some sort of weird lesbian...
19 stories of Subaru Horror
WHO IS FAVORITE SMITH?!?
Look into the mirror
FAT BEAR
Happy Halloween!
I can never die
By our powers combined…
Sometimes I wonder where you are…
Я просто намагаюся заплатити за юридичну школу.
Famefucker
nom
Summon up the legions
The Return of Cackley
Why we should suffer for this?
Somewhere, in deepest Anacostia…
Heaven’s just a rumor she’ll dispel
Pudding Pop
I swear I felt some flesh
“Where are we?”
When they said repent, I wonder what they meant
Filmed before a live studio audience
OMG, it’s the best.