Ex-White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre left Democratic Party, publisher of her book says “Until January 20, I was responsible for speaking on behalf of the President of the United States,” Jean-Pierre, the first Black woman and openly gay person to hold the...
Karine adjusts her pantyhose and fluffs up her hair. She is now ready for the carefully vetted studio audience. The moderator, finger lingering over the shock collar button, collars the entire audience had agreed to wear, readies themself to Piker anyone that goes off...
If you are on X and you aren't using this to troll Will Stancil, you need to get on-board the womp womp train. Since stories about me hurting myself are so popular... In 5th grade, a kid on the bus asked me for a piece of notebook paper. The loose piece in my backpack...
Famefucker
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Summon up the legions
The Return of Cackley
Why we should suffer for this?
Somewhere, in deepest Anacostia…
Heaven’s just a rumor she’ll dispel
Pudding Pop
I swear I felt some flesh
“Where are we?”
When they said repent, I wonder what they meant
Filmed before a live studio audience
OMG, it’s the best.
“Danger, Joe Biden! Danger!”
Some smooth chords
On the car radio
Lightning
Senator Dianne Feinstein Taken To Hospital After Tripping, Falling In San Francisco Senator Dianne Feinstein was at the hospital, TMZ has learned, after tripping and falling Tuesday in her home city of San Francisco. We do not know how serious her injuries are ......
Just a hang and chill. Nothing weird or anything.
All the things she couldn’t say.
Bork bork bork
I don’t know if it’s my strength, but this chair keeps breaking!
“But the dreams came on in the humid Florida night like livewire voodoo”