“I got them jugs!” Bryon yelled as he chased Kristi through the house, his enormous breasts swaying queasily. “Fuck off, Byron!’ Kristi yelled, picking up a sugar bowl and throwing it at his head. She missed and it bounced off of his watermelon breasts. “Look at...
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“Are you ready for this?” Dark Cracky asked. Hunter jerked awake and sat up a little straighter. “I’m fine, I can do it..” “You are going to have to go out there and talk, right? Like, in front of people, no editing.” “Leave him alone,” Cracky said. “He’s doing the...
“Danger, Joe Biden! Danger!”
Some smooth chords
On the car radio
Lightning
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Just a hang and chill. Nothing weird or anything.
All the things she couldn’t say.
Bork bork bork
I don’t know if it’s my strength, but this chair keeps breaking!
“But the dreams came on in the humid Florida night like livewire voodoo”
Seduction
The Triumphant Return of Cracky
The high falsetto
You knew what you were getting into.
Empty dreams can only disappoint.
Titties
I was bored before I even began
Who made who?
As simple as a flower
Take a deep whiff.
The ashes and the fire.
The Price of Betrayal
Learning lines in the rain