“I love being hated,” the hat said. “The retarded parts of the country hate me. They should. I’d kill them all if I could.” “They hate Donald too,” the hair said sleepily. “It’s good to be hated by bad people,” the hat said. “I want to bathe in their agony and...
“They tried to kill me!” the hat screamed in the Presidential Beast as he and Donald and the hair drove back to the White House. “He tried to kill all three of us,” the hair said. His voice was shaky and tired. “Butler, the golf course, and now this shit!” “It took a...
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Heaven’s just a rumor she’ll dispel
Pudding Pop
I swear I felt some flesh
“Where are we?”
When they said repent, I wonder what they meant
Filmed before a live studio audience
OMG, it’s the best.
“Danger, Joe Biden! Danger!”
Some smooth chords
On the car radio
Lightning
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Just a hang and chill. Nothing weird or anything.
All the things she couldn’t say.
Bork bork bork
I don’t know if it’s my strength, but this chair keeps breaking!
“But the dreams came on in the humid Florida night like livewire voodoo”
Seduction
The Triumphant Return of Cracky
The high falsetto
You knew what you were getting into.
Empty dreams can only disappoint.
Titties