““Fuck you,” the hair grumbled, lop-sided on Donald’s head. “What the hell did I do?” the hat asked. The hair said something slurred and indistinct and the hat glowered with his bulging hat eyes. “Donald?” the hat asked. “What’s wrong with him?” “I’m fine,” the hair...
SPACE KING! In the muscle-bound words of Warty Hugeman: It's Space Balls for Warhammer 40K https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lknNsZgzG1g Giving us this amazing meme: Forensics determine source of liquid sprayed on Rep. Ilhan Omar during town hall MINNEAPOLIS — Hours...
“They sprayed something on me!’ Ilhan said, distressed, changing her hijab. “What was it?” Sandy asked. “Does that really matter?” Rashida replied, helping Ilhan adjust her performative headwear. “I’ve had a lot of stuff sprayed on me, “ Sandy said brightly, “and some...
my name is blue canary
Timing is everything.
“It only takes a camera to change her mind”
“You tore your dress.”
get past the cover of your books profound
What does Q know?
never say repression
unless you’re ready to mean it, baby
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons
“I’ve a brother of sorts in Torquemada”
APPLAUSE
1983
Afternoon delight
Everything is going wrong
But we’re so happy
This second-hand living just won’t do.
Take me to the voodoo Buddha
“Corn Pop was a bad dude.”
I fix it.
So hot.
Where there are no eyes to be narrowed…
weighty matters
“This sucker’s quick!”
No! Not Strawberry!