Author: Tonio

Creaking Tiger, Slack-Ass Dragon

Jill Biden strode to the hook-hung pig carcass barefooted in her compression shorts and sports bra, fingerless gloves on her hands. She was trailed by Mike McDiarmid, the worthless head of her husband’s Secret Service detail, and by her assistant.

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A Noob Guide to, aka Glibs, is a private website owned and operated by The Powers That Be (TBTP) for the amusement of themselves and the greater Glib community. TPTB were kind enough to open this website for others to contribute material, and to participate in the comments. Just don’t be a dick, don’t throw around racist slurs, and don’t attack other people unless they are arguing in bad faith (rare here, but it happens). Attacking positions is always fair game. They will ban a troll faster than you can say “rumplestiltskin.”

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