I did something dumb: I tried to cut a piece of bread nearly a century after the invention of sliced bread....
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COL. KILGORE LOVES THE SMELL OF R—
*phone buzzes on the nightstand.* ”0142. No, I don’t care. I am not answering.” I mumbled. I waited for...
Deranged Stereotypes
Came across a fun map of places in the US that get bagged on by people in their own state. Just poking fun,...
Damned Dirty Apes
Its starting to get too easy to rag on NASA. How the mighty have fallen. This is my review of Lead Dog...
Divine Right
Once again my annual attempt to quit drinking has gone into effect. I’m having a hard time sleeping again....
Magic Boxes
Once upon a time in Iraq, another unit put in a work order to have my shop evaluate a building project in a...
Hedonistic Quality
This column is getting expensive. While beer is available pretty much anywhere I can want it, finding...
Cracked Pipes
I noticed the Russian guy that ran a small convenience store in my neighborhood sold the store to a new guy a...
Doth his appearance bespeak him of a harlot?
Last weekend my wife and I had a rare chance to go out. Being that both of us are introverts, we didn’t...
The Beer Fridge
In the before times, the long long ago, I liked beer. I still do, I just don't drink it very much, maybe...