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Sunday Morning Chores and Politics Links
With the sudden onset of tolerable weather (it's going to be up to 23° in Went To The Moon units), I will be outside finishing up my fence extensions for a better confinement of a dog who identifies as an antelope. Then down to the café to meet, greet, shake hands,...
Saturday evening Links
New daughter is having her bridal shower at the Spud domicile today. It looks like the house puked Hawaiian kitsch. Whadya gonna do? She deserves a happy day. Links? Maybe best not to have another melt down. He can't even find a Democrat donor to loan him a plane....
Where’s the Beef?
She really was the Donna Summer of this trio.
Saturday Morning Disturbance in the Gulch Links
Here in the Gulch, we on the Planning Board are wrestling with a controversy, STRs. Initially, I thought that was some kind of venereal disease but it turns out to mean "short term rentals," as in "AirBnB or VRBO." Given the bright vivid Blue of the village's makeup,...
Dunham – 59
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
Final February Friday ‘Fternoon Finks
The perfect month comes to a close. With that, we get ready to move into March. Going after loot boxes seems a much better complaint than bitching about their cut. The important thing from the Epstein Files: what were they drinking? Pretty sure there's more than one...
The Reason for Pro Sports – Tribalism in the USA
Quite frequently, those who do not follow a team, or follow sports will...
Random Thoughts XII
Or Awake? Item the 1st - On weird dreams and connection to the real world. The...
Nuggets of Thought
These are all too small for their own article, so I'm collecting out of...
IFLA: The “Pushing my Limits” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of October 26
When this drops I'll be at Hurricane UT performing the drama-free, well-paid...
What’s The Symbology Here?
I’m sure you are all about to deliver the reply. So I’m just going to post it...
Final pre-Halloween Friday Afternoon Links
Just a week before Halloween, and then to fight for Thanksgiving in the face...
Stoic Friday CXXIX
Daily Stoic Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman Emperor...
Sifu Vs. Vampire
Sifu Vs. Vampire So far this Halloween season, we had an 80's comedy (Teenage...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun 75
So, this one has nerd layers to it. You see, Fallout 4 was very popular and...
Judge Part 2 – Star of Azanjin
Midon's inquisitive blue eyes peered out from behind the goggles of his dark...
IFLA: “The Good and the Bad” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of October 19
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9EZGHcu3E8 Surely you didn't expect anything...
Suggestions for a Well-Dressed Orphan VIII
Back by popular demand! Some of us are actually social enough to warrant the...
Two Week Halloween Warning Afternoon Links
That's right, only 14 days left before you can expect some grubby kids...
Stoic Friday CXXVIII
Daily Stoic Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman Emperor...
House of the Long Shadows
The guy on the far left is John Carradine, who looks nothing like that in the...
A Bible Tale From Japan
One of the things everyone asks about when you get back from visiting Japan is...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun 74
At this time all the talk in the media was about manipulating soundbites out...
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Germans Aren’t All Smiles and Sunshine
Something my kids found a taste for in the past year or so…Dubai chocolate. This is my review of Evil Twin Brewing Imperial Biscotti Break: So what is Dubai Chocolate? Why am I supposed to believe this somehow was made in Dubai? In all seriousness I don’t think they make anything there besides gas. They did in fact, invent it...
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Dunham – 46A
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
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The Crider Chronicles: Confederacy – Part VI
Part 6.
Judge Part 3 – Wannabe Wives of Wilcox
Wherein Jasper Browne tries to solve the murder of the last man to hold his job.
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 192
“I will never go to prison,” Donald said darkly, his red face edging...
Joemala: Episode 207
“Joe, I want to tell you something,” Kamala said, climbing onto his...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 71: Dreamcast
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A Glibertarians Christmas Carol 2023
Note: This is a revised version of last year's story. I fixed a few typos and...
The Hat and The Hair: Classic: Christmas Special
In Biden's America Santa is banned from giving out coal! That's why kids are...
Joemala: Episode 206
“Whatever,” Hunter said. “I mean, at this point, who hasn’t had anal in...
Joemala: Episode 205
“They've indicted my son,” Joe said. “My son.” His eyes filled with...
Cracky!: Episode 4
“Fucking Hamas,” Hunter groused. “I can’t believe those monsters are doing...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 70: Game Changer
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The Hat and The Hair: Episode 191
“Penny for your thoughts,” the hair said dreamily as it massaged...
The Hat and The Hair: Classic: Thanksgiving Special
Time for the yearly feeding of the orphans, lest they lose their strength and...
A Very Cracky Thanksgiving
I am so excited; I feel like I’m exploding inside. It’s my first Thanksgiving...
Cracky!: Episode 3
“It was cocaine, not crack,” Hunter insisted, Cracky perched on his shoulder...
Food & Drink
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I’m Tired of Circling Back Friday Afternoon Links.
I'm tired, seriously tired of the predictable scripts being run by everyone. When I can predict with 99% accuracy what the news stories will say, what's the point of writing them or reading them? In more positive news, I've decided to add a mini-Glibfit here on...
Running out of Rye? Ridiculous!
Rye, wonderful rye!
Will You STFU?
They’re just kids.
Final January Friday Afternoon Links – Still Frigid
Yeah, it's still cold here. We're supposed to reach 20 on Monday. So what can we do to cool the planet? Yeah... I'll probably watch it. Oh, you're a parent group? Fuck off. I doubt anyone is surprised by this. Weaponized! The decisive rhetoric is coming from inside...
Happy Diwali
The best pseudo holiday, ever!
The Ultimate October Surprise
We’re entering this disturbing hellscape where Donald Trump is the Antichrist....
Monday Morning Oatmeal Cookie Links
Recently your editorial staff got into a heated debate about oatmeal cookies....
No Sleep Til Brooklyn
Weird things going on in the Empire State. No, I am not just talking about the...
Friday links before another busy weekend.
This time of year, my weekends always seem to fill up with activities. It's...
Nevermind Your P’s and Q’s
Another stunning example of using Science!(TM) to oppress your enemies. By...
Friday Afternoon links of the Cleveland Gaming Classic
Another busy weekend here. Heading out to the Cleveland Gaming Classic tonight...
Dunking on McDonald’s
There are some things you just don’t want to see. Like, a meat market next to...
Eating Dogs
”I really can’t do this right now.” I said. ”BROWN MAN ON FOREST LAWYER...
Friday the 13th links
Week two of the NFL season has kicked off, all but one of my fantasy teams...
Not the Game for Weenies
Its the time of year when we can put aside out differences, come together and...
Friday Night NFL Links
Yet again, I'll not be around, not because I'll be watching the Iggles and the...
Toxic Emissions
I guess sometimes we can get into the weeds with the more, shall we say...
Friday Holiday Weekend Kick Off Links
It's the Friday before a long weekend. Locally, this means the official kick...





