Wednesday Morning Links

Wednesday Morning Links

I told y’all I was going to be around more on Wednesday. Sloppy and Banjos are off on some sort of ayahuasca driven mission to save Santa from the machine elves as best I can tell. Or maybe it was Ryan Day from OSU fans who don’t know how good they’re got it. Anyhow…...

OG Wednesday Afternoon Links

OG Wednesday Afternoon Links

Today we’re throwing it back to the beginning, only not five days a week. There’s a new sheriff in town.

Thursday Morning Links

Thursday Morning Links

Good Thursday morning! First, speaking as the treasurer of the organization that operates this site, I want to thank everyone for their generous donations. We had an explosion of support, and I can guarantee that when I run off to the freeway underpass to spend it on...

Brett set out to find America, the real America, the America of strip malls and serial killers, of butthole waxing and kelp smoothies, of cocaine and maggots. He sought it in the most American part of America—Florida: swamp gas and fever dreams, where love arrives on a rickety boat and leaves when it doesn't have the money for its fourth abortion. Oh, where has Brett gone? He’s drinking at the neck of America’s wang, chewing its foreskin and working its shaft. Brett is becoming legend. Brett can never die. Brett can never die. Brett is America, facedown in his own patriotic puke: the red his blood, the white his stomach lining, and the cold, cold blue his gas station slushie, spiked with coconut rum and tetracycline.

Sunday Morning Linkation

Happy Sunday, y’all. I was reading the garden talk yesterday. I got berries for the first time ever with the help of some bird netting. Peppers from last year. Maters and squash in a few weeks. This happened right up the road. Sad. Eddie Hall ran out of gas against...