Wednesday Links in the Afternoon

Wednesday Links in the Afternoon

Always good to follow the adventures of the Hat & Hair, today with special guest star. I think winter is breaking down here. Supposed to get to 75 tomorrow. I enjoyed both weeks of winter this year. Lots of New York plates on the road. Hopefully, packing up to go...

How North Florida Boys Become Men

How North Florida Boys Become Men

Sorry, guys, work and family precluded an original story in this slot, but I did want to relate the true story of what a former coworker of mine in Tallahassee called "The Redneck Bar Mitzvah". Just south of Tallahassee lies one of the largest by volume natural...

Brett set out to find America, the real America, the America of strip malls and serial killers, of butthole waxing and kelp smoothies, of cocaine and maggots. He sought it in the most American part of America—Florida: swamp gas and fever dreams, where love arrives on a rickety boat and leaves when it doesn't have the money for its fourth abortion. Oh, where has Brett gone? He’s drinking at the neck of America’s wang, chewing its foreskin and working its shaft. Brett is becoming legend. Brett can never die. Brett can never die. Brett is America, facedown in his own patriotic puke: the red his blood, the white his stomach lining, and the cold, cold blue his gas station slushie, spiked with coconut rum and tetracycline.

Sunday Morning Linkation

Happy Sunday, y’all. I was reading the garden talk yesterday. I got berries for the first time ever with the help of some bird netting. Peppers from last year. Maters and squash in a few weeks. This happened right up the road. Sad. Eddie Hall ran out of gas against...

Friday Morning Links

How did I get roped into doing Morning Links so often? I guess its good practice for the baby. Three weeks or less