Thursday Afternoon Hallucinatory Citrus Links

Thursday Afternoon Hallucinatory Citrus Links

Why hallucinatory citrus? I was chatting with our friend and colleague SF, who the universe tried mightily to kill for the magnificently horrible things he has brought to it, and he mentioned that he was given the wrong painkiller and "hallucinating lemons". At least...

Wednesday Morning Emergency Links

Wednesday Morning Emergency Links

Banjos was sooo happy to get a whole home generator and now it has betrayed her, so I'm picking up the links. Monsoon season in East Texas is always interesting. Don't miss that part. We've been getting midnight gully-washers on the other side of the Gulf of America,...

Brett set out to find America, the real America, the America of strip malls and serial killers, of butthole waxing and kelp smoothies, of cocaine and maggots. He sought it in the most American part of America—Florida: swamp gas and fever dreams, where love arrives on a rickety boat and leaves when it doesn't have the money for its fourth abortion. Oh, where has Brett gone? He’s drinking at the neck of America’s wang, chewing its foreskin and working its shaft. Brett is becoming legend. Brett can never die. Brett can never die. Brett is America, facedown in his own patriotic puke: the red his blood, the white his stomach lining, and the cold, cold blue his gas station slushie, spiked with coconut rum and tetracycline.