Wednesday Afternoon Verfuken Links

Wednesday Afternoon Verfuken Links

Of course, Turdpress® decided to wait until WebDom went back to work to shit all over our site. We are actively working on the weirdness as much as possible. Please bear with the mess of hobbyists fighting a gigantic multibillion dollar piece of shit. Uh, what's going...

Saturday Evening VD Open Post

Saturday Evening VD Open Post

We interrupt your usual Saturday Evening Links for an open post. Tell us about your best/worst Valentines Day On our third Valentine's Day together, I wanted to do something nice for my wife and bought lobster to cook. It turns out that she doesn't like lobster. I'm...

Brett set out to find America, the real America, the America of strip malls and serial killers, of butthole waxing and kelp smoothies, of cocaine and maggots. He sought it in the most American part of America—Florida: swamp gas and fever dreams, where love arrives on a rickety boat and leaves when it doesn't have the money for its fourth abortion. Oh, where has Brett gone? He’s drinking at the neck of America’s wang, chewing its foreskin and working its shaft. Brett is becoming legend. Brett can never die. Brett can never die. Brett is America, facedown in his own patriotic puke: the red his blood, the white his stomach lining, and the cold, cold blue his gas station slushie, spiked with coconut rum and tetracycline.

Monday Morning (?!) Links

Sloopy contacted me late last night (or early this morning, really) because I guess he figured I’d be the only one up? Well his gamble worked. Between the new baby and the bad idea fairy dust, I am here and ready to fill in.

Wednesday Links in the Afternoon

It's Hump Day, y'all, and I am tired. I've been up before 5am until after 10 this whole week. This is Stage 1 training for newborn arrival. Time to start reacquainting my body with sleep deprivation. The soft days are over. Its time to get back to the old "sleep is...

Links, Afternoon, Monday

Happy Monday, everybody. I believe (**crosses fingers**) I have finally finished moving and/or assembling all of the large furniture items to be had