Thursday Morning Links

Thursday Morning Links

Good Thursday morning! First, speaking as the treasurer of the organization that operates this site, I want to thank everyone for their generous donations. We had an explosion of support, and I can guarantee that when I run off to the freeway underpass to spend it on...

Hump Day AM Links

Hump Day AM Links

Happy Wednesday boys and girls. Its the mid-week, as far from the weekend as we get. We had the school book fair last night. What an absolute shitshow. They fed us pizza, but somehow it takes longer to feed 1/3 of the school plus families than the kids get for lunch....

Brett set out to find America, the real America, the America of strip malls and serial killers, of butthole waxing and kelp smoothies, of cocaine and maggots. He sought it in the most American part of America—Florida: swamp gas and fever dreams, where love arrives on a rickety boat and leaves when it doesn't have the money for its fourth abortion. Oh, where has Brett gone? He’s drinking at the neck of America’s wang, chewing its foreskin and working its shaft. Brett is becoming legend. Brett can never die. Brett can never die. Brett is America, facedown in his own patriotic puke: the red his blood, the white his stomach lining, and the cold, cold blue his gas station slushie, spiked with coconut rum and tetracycline.

Monday Morning (?!) Links

Sloopy contacted me late last night (or early this morning, really) because I guess he figured I’d be the only one up? Well his gamble worked. Between the new baby and the bad idea fairy dust, I am here and ready to fill in.

Wednesday Links in the Afternoon

It's Hump Day, y'all, and I am tired. I've been up before 5am until after 10 this whole week. This is Stage 1 training for newborn arrival. Time to start reacquainting my body with sleep deprivation. The soft days are over. Its time to get back to the old "sleep is...

Links, Afternoon, Monday

Happy Monday, everybody. I believe (**crosses fingers**) I have finally finished moving and/or assembling all of the large furniture items to be had

Wednesday Afternoon Links

Taking my older boy to the Ninja Gym. All of the female trainers look like gymnasts, so I’m enthusiastic about taking my turn on this parenting assignment.

Thursday Afternoon Links

Sorry about yesterday folks. SP has graciously allowed me live and even let me get away (this time) with a viewing of her rusty tin can lid collection. It looks like the picture, but with a lot more tetanus and jagged edges.