Monday Morning End o’ June Links

Monday Morning End o’ June Links

Good morning, y'all. Sloopy and Banjos are doing a drive home from summer vacation, so I'm filling in. I, er, may have missed a rotation last weekend. Florida Man, shit happened, yadda yadda. I did take my little kids to Peppa Pig World, adjacent to Legoland, just an...

Sunday Morning Goy Links

Sunday Morning Goy Links

Its high season for OMWC. In his part of the world, there's only 3 weeks of Spring, so he has to take full advantage of all of them. By June the kids have gotten too thin and wormy for his tastes. Wow, that went in a weird direction, but I'm leaving it in! My littler...

Monday Afternoon Links? of Brett?

Monday Afternoon Links? of Brett?

I don't remember how long I did the afternoon links weekdays when this site kicked off, but it felt like a really long time. That was, I believe before sons 3 & 4, so the memories of how to do it are lost to those BC days. I had to ask the editorial staff what...

Brett set out to find America, the real America, the America of strip malls and serial killers, of butthole waxing and kelp smoothies, of cocaine and maggots. He sought it in the most American part of America—Florida: swamp gas and fever dreams, where love arrives on a rickety boat and leaves when it doesn't have the money for its fourth abortion. Oh, where has Brett gone? He’s drinking at the neck of America’s wang, chewing its foreskin and working its shaft. Brett is becoming legend. Brett can never die. Brett can never die. Brett is America, facedown in his own patriotic puke: the red his blood, the white his stomach lining, and the cold, cold blue his gas station slushie, spiked with coconut rum and tetracycline.

Wednesday Links in the Afternoon

It's Hump Day, y'all, and I am tired. I've been up before 5am until after 10 this whole week. This is Stage 1 training for newborn arrival. Time to start reacquainting my body with sleep deprivation. The soft days are over. Its time to get back to the old "sleep is...

Links, Afternoon, Monday

Happy Monday, everybody. I believe (**crosses fingers**) I have finally finished moving and/or assembling all of the large furniture items to be had

Wednesday Afternoon Links

Taking my older boy to the Ninja Gym. All of the female trainers look like gymnasts, so I’m enthusiastic about taking my turn on this parenting assignment.

Thursday Afternoon Links

Sorry about yesterday folks. SP has graciously allowed me live and even let me get away (this time) with a viewing of her rusty tin can lid collection. It looks like the picture, but with a lot more tetanus and jagged edges.