Can you people understand how hard it is to satirize something that is already as stupid as this? You go much past this level of stupid, you threaten to tear a rift in time and space itself. Demons will pour out of it. Demons hungry for face-meat. Your face-meat....
Dream a little dream…
Jane Goodall, famed primatologist, anthropologist and conservationist, dead at 91 I expect the autopsy to confirm cause of death as monkeypox. I know she studied apes, fuck off. Why did the ACA need enhanced premium tax breaks? I thought it made healthcare affordable....
It’s time for Aborto-maniacs
And we’re zany to the max
So just sit back and relax
You’ll laugh ’til you collapse
We’re Aborto-maniacs!
Screwed-up eyes and screwed-down hairdo
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“My body feels young but my mind is very old” (It’s the opposite for me.)
Why are they lone wolves if there are three of them?
And a party that will never stop
Happy
The American Farmer
The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows.
Strawberry, now out on LaserDisc.
Keevland. Keevcinnati. Keevtroit. Keevami.
Keev
This terrible silence stops me.
“What’s blood for, if not for shedding?”
I am a sticky sticky son of a gun
Florida aura
https://twitter.com/JerryDunleavy/status/1493990301551190028 Welp, that's the end of BLM. Once you get sucked into the Clinton maw, the only way out is "suicide." Deadly bombs may go green New explosives could be more powerful and safer to handle than TNT and...
Yummy
Hot soup boils in the wretched spoils of the clock collector’s clique
chop
Love is so confusing
FACT CHECKED