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The Crider Chronicles: Confederacy – Part XVII
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Monday Morning Links
Good morning one and all to another lovely day!
Unwatched S02 E01 – Police Academy
Wherein UnCivil reviews content he’s owned but ignored. Episode 23
IFLA: The “Date Week” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of January 18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ2X9SANsME Relevant One of the benefits of being an astrologer rather than a basic-bitch stargazer is that the star charts let you know what's happening in the daytime sky. And this week, that's where the goodies are. More specifically...
Sunday Morning Yet More Postgame and Pregame Links
Well, the pressure is off, I no longer have to pretend to root for the Bills. And TBH, if I could pick a Super Bowl from the remaining teams, I'd want to see the Bears vs Texans. It likely won't happen, but a boy can dream. Anyway, Prime loaded me up with pizza, beer,...
Saturday evening Links
Yep! Big footballs weekend. We're not far from entering a six month football drought, and Spud is melancholy. The spring league just doesn't cut it. Oh, well. Guess I'll go somewhere warm next month. Links? Good luck with that, Lou. Everybody hates the Dutch. DHS has...
ZARDOZ LINKS OF SUBSTITUTING
ZARDOZ HOPES YOU ALL GOT THE GIFT OF THE GUN. ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN...
The Adventures of a Man Driving a Truck with 370,000 Miles Part VI (Modern Day Antique)
Part V The old No Good White Trash Ho was running and looking very nice after...
The Hat and The Hair -Animated Episode 83 – Christmas Boogaloo
It's The Best Most Classy Christmas Special! https://youtu.be/K_1CfoZIpvs...
MERRY SMITHMAS OPEN POST
STEVE SMITH AND COUSIN SEA SMITH WISH ALL FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN HOOMANS HAVE...
A Very Special Jewsday Rerun: The Story of Chanukkah
It's not often that Pagan Christmas and Taliban Chanukkah coincide- and even...
Peanuts Christmas
I am just about finished and just in time. I began cutting out characters a...
¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!
You guys are lucky I needed to drop a deuce before I ran to the gym. I may...
On Romanian power struggles, sovereignty and modernity
Romanian elections have been vaguely in the news recently, internationally...
Prince of the North Tower – Chapter 28
"Can you hear me?" Johan's voice was distant, echoing through a loud, painful...
IFLA: The “Merry Christmas” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of December 22
Here's some text for the front page. I hope you enjoy it....
Your Cat Shit on My Steps Again
“But this isn’t really an Xmas movie!” You say. Yeah well, hear me out. This...
Friday before Christmas afternoon links.
Well, I was torn between which way to include the music links for today. I...
Stoic Friday XCIII
To those who enter lightheartedly upon the profession of lecturing Part II...
Pee Wee’s Playhouse: Christmas Special
Rest in peace, Paul Reubens. You are missed. Pee Wee's Playhouse Christmas...
Woke Charmed: The Motion Picture
We interrupt your "regularly scheduled" (look, I'll get to it, this shit is...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 42
I wanted The Hat to appear on Info Wars with Alex Jones, but I don't really...
Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – Fancy Like
proud patriotic music about America and dogs and Applebee’s. This wasn't...
Mystery Box
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Unwatched S02 E04 – Gunbuster 2, Episodes 5 and 6
Genre - Anime Something Movie Total Runtime - 1 Hours 1 Minute Spoilers - ??? Maybe, but not really A Rightstuf Blind Box acquisition this is Episodes 5 and 6 of Gunbuster 2. I have never heard of the Gunbuster franchise, and being some arbitrary way into the second installment, this is going to be a difficult show to step into....
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Genie Tonic
The state fair had come once more to the dusty fairgrounds of a podunk town. Crowds of curious rubes and yokels from miles around came for the circus and other festivities. As exciting as seeing an elephant was for people, who in most cases were people who'd never...
The Weavers VI
Part 6.
Prince of the North Tower – Chapter 36
Prince Kord preferred the book to the blade, but studied both diligently. When what looked like a minor incursion of goblins into his family’s lands turned out to be more serious, he was sent to fetch aid. Frustrated playing messenger, Kord is tempted by the opportunity to leave his obligations behind and study magic. When his uncle and foster father are caught in a trap, Kord needs an army to rescue them – only everyone else is busy fighting their own wars.
Dunham – 12
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 114
“Why are we doing this?” the hair asked. “Because Donald asked...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 113
Nancy Pelosi on Impeaching Trump: ‘He’s Just Not Worth It’ “They will...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 112
How I felt watching Trump hug our flag “I will now tell you the words of our...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 111
“Why would you make me go to a country that has so few McDonald’s...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 110
Read President Trump’s Speech Declaring a National Emergency FRIDAY...
Hat and Hair Animated: Happy Anniversary!
I sincerely thank all of you for giving me a place to do fun creative things...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 109
Trump Is in ‘Very Good Health’ Following His Annual Physical, His Doctor Says...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 108
After Donald shook off the parasites and courtiers, he went on a mad Diet Coke...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 14: Acquiescence
Merch Shill Patreon Shill Youtube 'smash that like button and subscribe' Shill...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 107
“Nah, see, you aint’s understandin’ my plan,” the hat said rapidly. “Why are...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 106
“Is Sarah really not going to give any more White House press...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 105
“I am not a Russian agent,” Donald wailed, ripping a copy of The New...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 13: Shutdown
Here is the Patreon if you want to help me make more cartoons. Here is my...
Food & Drink
We like to eat, ok?
Two Week Halloween Warning Afternoon Links
That's right, only 14 days left before you can expect some grubby kids knocking on your door wearing costumes, and asking important questions in the modern time. After you get the pollsters and missionaries off the steps, make sure to offer the kids trick or treating...
…But I Did Not Speak Out
Because I had scheduling conflict.
Fall weather Friday Afternoon links
Weather finally broke here, and after a storm moved through, we're in comfortable temps with windows open for a while. I for one am enjoying it. I'll be going to the preseason game on Saturday, and am still trying to decide on what mask to bring to the games this...
Friday Afternoon Links
We've made it to November, we're on the downward slide of the year. Change freezes start up, holiday schedules start slowing projects down, and people just plain don't give a shit anymore. But you care not for such musings, you want links and drinks. A bit early, but...
Rounding into July Friday Afternoon Links
Man, having a Friday afternoon off was nice, I hope you were all able to find adequate beverages to refresh yourselves without any recipes from me. With that, lets get back into the links. Locally, I know where I'm planning on heading tomorrow. I may not be the...
So What’s the Real Image of Put-In-Bay?
As many have commented already, Put-In-Bay is known for heavy drinking,...
…But its a Dry Heat
A relative handed me a small pepper a few months ago. She was very excited...
An Easy Hack
In light of events that may or may not have lead to a number of people here...
Romanian Food: cozonac
Hello and welcome to the next installment of recipes from the fine cuisine of...
Allamakee County Chronicles XX – Scrap!
Note: A preview from my upcoming autobiography, Life’s Too Short to Smoke...
You Can Go Where in Lake Erie?
With every other vacation getting cancelled, I got to take the girlfriend to a...
High Treason Day: Update
In a previous article, I discussed a lawsuit between an owner of a Scottsdale...
Search the Truck, but Not the Can
Foreword: A lot has happened over the last week. I want to thank everyone...
Seasons Greetings
With so many things out there to set us all off, we could focus on something...
Making a Hash of It
One of the best meals I ever had was at a tiny, tapas style restaurant in...
A Jubilee!
I got an email from UPS a few weeks back. Being it was a time card Friday, I...
#BlackBeansMatter
Black Bean Soup 1 lb. GOYA dried black beans 1/3 cu. olive oil 2 cu. onions,...
Aim to Misbehave
Once again I draw inspiration from you—yes you sociopaths, autists, and people...





