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Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – Feel the magic
In case you are not terminally online, this is the reference point for the last post: Can this be anything but a sexual fantasy? I actually enjoy this level of self-reporting through unhinged rant. This is one of the dumbest fucking slogans imaginable. What does it...
Milked on the ICE Farm: A Forbidden Romance
Just secret desires…
Wednesday Morning Links
One, two, three, four. Here’s the links.
Vermont Vignettes
Animated Lobster Girl was pretty amazing…
¡Martes por la tard, enlaces mexicanos!
Not as eventful as last week
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Pre-Feasting Friday Links
I doubt any of you saw me on Amazon Prime last night (if you were willing to...
Stoic Friday LXXXIX Another Clip Show
Last Week Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman Emperor...
Hundreds of Beavers
Welcome to Audience Appreciation Thursdays! My cool new GIF failed to work in...
Adventures in Home Serving
Obligate disclaimer: I've alluded to this a few times, but I'm likely to...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: ReRun ep 39
I started to get a bit more meta with the writing, not being constrained by...
The Enlightenment Consequences
Contrary to much popular opinion, the Enlightenment did not create a single...
Prince of the North Tower – Chapter 23
Outside the walls, rural life continued at its typical pace, with herdsmen...
IFLA: The “A Royal Story!” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of November 17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBmCJEehYtU So this week the skies are...
Onion Wars
Upon further review, Alex Jones is still a dickweed but somehow manages to be...
Penultimate Pre-Thanksgiving Friday Afternoon Links
The weather here has finally started to turn. We've actually had a freeze......
Stoic Friday LXXXVIII
Last Week Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman Emperor...
Dick Smart
Now THAT is how you do a lobby card. I'd go just to figure out what that thing...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: ReRun ep 37 & 38
From this point on the show focused on The Hat and The Hair's schemes to get...
THE RESISTANCE: Episode 1
“Where will we go?” Hunter asked his only friend. “My father’s huge mansion?...
Aviation Mishap Story Time (AMST) 6
[Ed. note: These AMST stories have been written to be at least partly...
Prince of the North Tower – Chapter 22
When a surgeon promised pain, he meant it. I chewed through several leather...
IFLA: The “Don’t Blame Me I Voted For” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of November 10
Ahem. Allow me to quote from last week's horoscope: Mars = Orange planet...
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Release the Files!
Once upon a time, my family took a trip to southern New Mexico to see White Sands National Park. The trouble with going to such places as a single destination is pretending there is more to do than walk around will get boring soon, even if you film yourself walking without rhythm to avoid attracting the worm. This is my review of...
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Prince of the North Tower – Chapter 33
Prince Kord preferred the book to the blade, but studied both diligently. When what looked like a minor incursion of goblins into his family’s lands turned out to be more serious, he was sent to fetch aid. Frustrated playing messenger, Kord is tempted by the opportunity to leave his obligations behind and study magic. When his uncle and foster father are caught in a trap, Kord needs an army to rescue them – only everyone else is busy fighting their own wars.
Dunham – 9
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
The Weavers II
Part 2.
Prince of the North Tower – Chapter 32
Prince Kord preferred the book to the blade, but studied both diligently. When what looked like a minor incursion of goblins into his family’s lands turned out to be more serious, he was sent to fetch aid. Frustrated playing messenger, Kord is tempted by the opportunity to leave his obligations behind and study magic. When his uncle and foster father are caught in a trap, Kord needs an army to rescue them – only everyone else is busy fighting their own wars.
The Hat and the Hair: Episode 92
“Omarosa, my sweet dark berry…” Donald whispered. “She recorded you,...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 91
City of West Hollywood calls for Trump Walk of Fame star to be removed "See...
The Hat and The Hat: Episode 90
“Mueller is totally discredited,” Donald mumbled under the sheet....
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 89
Michael Cohen Secretly Taped Trump Discussing Payment to Playboy Model ...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 88
Trump-Putin Summit Is Over. The Head-Scratching? Not So Much “And I have...
Monday Afternoon SugarLinks – The Hat and The Hair: Episode 87
“Here, take a bite of this,” Donald said, thrusting the Finnish Big Mac into...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 86
Trump's Europe trip: Where he's going on his 7-day visit with NATO allies and...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 85
Trump Interviews 4 Supreme Court Prospects in Rush to Name Replacement “OK,...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 84
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Was Asked to Leave Restaurant Over White House Work “I...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 83
Sarah Sanders, Raj Shah planning to depart the White House “Sarah might be...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 82
Trump-Kim summit: Deciphering what happened in Singapore Saturday,...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 81
“It’s nice to have Melania back,” Donald said. He leaned over and squirted a...
The Hat and the Hair: Episode 80
“Meet you all the way! Roseanne, uh yeah, uh yeah,” Donald sang loudly....
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Return to the USA Friday Afternoon links
I have returned from flying to London to watch the Browns lose in the last several minutes of the game. On the other hand, England was not ready for Clevelanders and Minnesotans to arrive. They ran out of most food, and all but one type of beer by the half. But you...
Trying to stay light Friday afternoon links
In light of the events of the past several days, I'll stick to my usual themes of lighter links. Feel free to discuss them or whatever. It's been a week. For those of you who aren't from here, maybe this will help you understand us freaks here in CLE. Fuck Art Model,...
Mid-August Friday Afternoon links.
Fest season is here and busy. Over the next several weekends (in no particular order) I've got: Lakewood Wing Crawl, Garlic Festival, Riverfest, The Feast, Oktoberfest, and Taco Fest. I'm sure I'm missing something here, and will not be able to make to to all of the...
What’s The Symbology Here?
I’m getting tired of defending the Nazis
Final Friday Afternoon Links of June
Some of us do this by choice Trump. BY CHOICE!
Allamakee County Chronicles XIV – Lumpy Gravy
Note: A preview from my upcoming autobiography, Life’s Too Short to Smoke...
Beware of imitators, because its not the real thing.
I will go ahead and say I will require something a bit stronger in these...
Tulip’s Prize-Winning Chili
No, really, I got a trophy and a gift card and bragging rights. Every year, my...
Robocops
Day 13 of house arrest...quarantine...whatever. Finding things to occupy my...
A Ranking of Ryes, Round Three
Tonight's tasting will be undertaken as the world ends around us. Which means...
A Thought Experiment
Before I throw this at everyone here, I wanted to point out there is a bit of...
The Beer Wars: An Incomplete History of the American Beer Industry (pt 3)
Part 1 Part 2 This is part 3, of at least 6, articles on the Beer Wars,...
Poll: How Much Ya Got?
As the coronapanic shows no signs of slowing down, I think it's a good time to...
Why are We So Afraid?
In light of multiple states declaring states of emergency, the NCAA cancelling...
Spontaneous Meal Planning
Spontaneous....meal planning? Well, yes. I'm not going to talk about menu...
Saturday evening PSA and links!
So if you live in the Chicago area, or have a satellite location...
An infortunate circumstance
Ever see Better Call Saul? Its probably best described as Breaking Bad if it...
The Beer Wars: An Incomplete History of the American Beer Industry (pt 2)
Section 1. The eighteenth article of amendment to the Constitution of the...