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On Science Based Fitness and Drama
“Science is supposed to be true and straight but many times its fake and gay”
Thursday Morning Links
Hanging in there to bring you…the links!
The Hat and the Hair Animated: Rerun ep 78
Who dunnit?!
OG Wednesday Afternoon Links
Today we’re throwing it back to the beginning, only not five days a week. There’s a new sheriff in town.
The Hat and The Hair 47: Episode 37
“It’s not my fault she looks like a pig!” Donald yelled. Karoline rubbed at her face and sighed. “She looks like a pig!” the hat said. “He said, ‘Peggy,’” the hair said. “Her name is Peggy, he said, ‘Quiet, quiet, Peggy.’” “She was being pig,” the hat said, “so she...
Wednesday Morning Links
Good morning one and all to another glorious day!
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun 68
Scientists unveil pair of 'mummified alien' corpses to Mexico Congress Just to...
Random Thoughts IX – Catholic School Edition
Well, this is only partially random, but I'm sort of stuck with that...
Professional Shotguns and Lasers (And you?)
I never had a fantasy career as a kid. No dreams of being a ballplayer, an...
The Ancestor Question
This article is all about the infamous “Muddle in the Middle” of the human...
IFLA: The “Bad Habit” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of August 17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sPAtLgnsbE Everything good about The Doors,...
What Your Talking About is Called, “a Coup”
Quoted from the quotable(?) Gen. Mark Milley. They really need to set up...
Mid-August Friday Afternoon links.
Fest season is here and busy. Over the next several weekends (in no particular...
Stoic Friday CXXI
Part I Part II Part III Part IV Part V Part VI Part VII Part VIII Part IX Part...
GlibFlick: 4th Year Anniversary
Voyage of the Rock Aliens Well, here we are. Another birthday for me, another...
JAPAN’S BIRTHRATE CONCLUSION
AN ANIME EXPLANATION XXX. (No, not that xxx, we’re barely approaching PG) The...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun 67 THE BANNED EPISODE
This episode was banned by Youtube and removed for spreading conspiracy...
A Few Thoughts on History – and the Writing and Teaching Thereof II
(I provided a background to this series in the first part which you can find...
Trump to Bomb Agrabah
WASHINGTON DC - "After meeting with the Joint Chiefs of Staff and consulting...
IFLA: The “You Made it!” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of August 10
So the days of maximal nonsense are behind us. Tuesday and Wednesday are...
Phoning it In
I is the one weekend out of the year where everyone on the site phones it in...
August Friday Afternoon Links the Second
August continues along, as locally, everyone and their churches is getting...
Stoic Friday CXX
Part I Part II Part III Part IV Part V Part VI Part VII Part VIII Part IX...
Mystery Box
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…But I Did Not Speak Out
First they came for the stodgy comedians... …but I did not speak out because this is my review of Dark Sky Brewing Office Supplies Hazy IPA: What? I have better shit to do than worry about Jimmy Kimmel. I have an Office Space themed IPA to review. Okay fine. This began earlier this week with the reports that Kimmel was fired over...
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Save the books pt.8 precipice
Part 8.
The Crider Chronicles: Forest – Part XXIX
Part 29.
Dunham – 40
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
Save the books pt.7 The big ditch
Part 7
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun: Ep 19
Trump asked about The US incorporating Greenland (which other Presidents had...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 197
“FATHER!” Barron’s voice reverberated through the long glass halls of Trump...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 76: Space Camp
https://youtu.be/b8XkI2pR4dI Patreon Shill Cafepress Shill Redbubble Shill...
Joemala: Episode 217
“It is so depressing around here,” Finnegan said. “It’s re-election fever!”...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun: Ep 19
The Democrats pinned all their obsessive hatred against Trump, at first, on...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 196
“If they want me to stay awake then they shouldn’t make the trial so boring,”...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun: Ep 18
The Hat's hatred of Persia is first introduced in this episode. If you haven't...
Joemala: Episode 216
“Electric cars are an abomination,” Hunter said morosely. “Are you...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun: Ep 17
Not much to say about this episode. It's titled 'MAGA Country' as this was...
Joemala: Episode 215
“Would you rather meet a man randomly in the woods or a bear?” Hunter...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun: Ep 15
Last Monday was Earth Day, and John Stossel tweeted about Climate Hysteria,...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 75: Fallout 75
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Joemala: Episode 214
“I love the elegant ruin of your asshole,” Hunter whispered into the...
Food & Drink
We like to eat, ok?
db’s DIY Corner with Your Host, db
Turn off the hot water, get out of the bathtub, and for fuck’s sake put away that razor blade and go buy yourself some new patio chairs.
A Crack in the Casting
Where I bitch about art
Which Way Western Man?
We will live to see manmade horrors entirely within the scope of our comprehension
Saturday Beer Hall Putsch
Spud and I… made a few calls. Mexican Sharpshooter has been regrettably detained. So we’re stepping in.
A Ranking of Ryes: Final Round
Rye, The Finalizing!
First Friday of the Christmas Season.
It has begun. The airwaves have shifted to Christmas music, it's been months...
THANKSGIVING DAY OPEN POST
GREAT, GREAT, GREAT GRANDFATHER JOSIAH SMITH AT FIRST THANKSGIVING. HIM...
Poor Choices All the Way Down
Beer drinkers are simply fat asses that like college football. Its science....
Pre-Feasting Friday Links
I doubt any of you saw me on Amazon Prime last night (if you were willing to...
Onion Wars
Upon further review, Alex Jones is still a dickweed but somehow manages to be...
Penultimate Pre-Thanksgiving Friday Afternoon Links
The weather here has finally started to turn. We've actually had a freeze......
RETVRN to Graceland
In light of recent events, I keep coming across a newfound sense of optimism...
Bye Week Friday Links
This is the bye week for the Browns, so the girlfriend and I will likely hit...
Thursday Afternoon Fill in Links
Nope, not the links you were expecting, but perhaps the ones you need. The...
Isla Basura
FFS…It was just a joke. Lighten up. This is my review of Sullivan’s Brewing...
Friday Afternoon All Saints Day Links
I've returned from my first cruise, and the girlfriend is already asking about...
Slaughtered Pigs
Perhaps I need to stop with the conspiracy podcasts. You know, like Joe Rogan....
Suggestions for the Well Dressed Orphan Part VII
This may be the seventh (!) installment of this annual feature, but the first...





