Wednesday Afternoon Linnkksss

Wednesday Afternoon Linnkksss

Whoops. Almost put 3 ks in the title. Don't want to get us on the SPLC (or whatever they migrate the assets to after the lawsuits) radar. So.. the elementary school my older kids attend have a government Pre-K class (and a 3 year olds class that my youngest attends....

Wednesday Afternoon Links

Wednesday Afternoon Links

I feel like everyone must sigh when they see they get Brett links instead of SF links on Wednesday. Whether it is with relief or disappointment depends on you, I guess. I saw many springs last weekend. Just water gushing out of holes everywhere. Cold water. I'm...

Brett set out to find America, the real America, the America of strip malls and serial killers, of butthole waxing and kelp smoothies, of cocaine and maggots. He sought it in the most American part of America—Florida: swamp gas and fever dreams, where love arrives on a rickety boat and leaves when it doesn't have the money for its fourth abortion. Oh, where has Brett gone? He’s drinking at the neck of America’s wang, chewing its foreskin and working its shaft. Brett is becoming legend. Brett can never die. Brett can never die. Brett is America, facedown in his own patriotic puke: the red his blood, the white his stomach lining, and the cold, cold blue his gas station slushie, spiked with coconut rum and tetracycline.

Wednesday Afternoon Links

Taking my older boy to the Ninja Gym. All of the female trainers look like gymnasts, so I’m enthusiastic about taking my turn on this parenting assignment.

Thursday Afternoon Links

Sorry about yesterday folks. SP has graciously allowed me live and even let me get away (this time) with a viewing of her rusty tin can lid collection. It looks like the picture, but with a lot more tetanus and jagged edges.