*buzz buzz*. My phone rattled off the nightstand. “Scam Likely”. I set it down and went back to sleep. *buzz buzz*. “Scam likely”. This time I got the telltale jingle that a voicemail was left. Damnit. ”Mex. Its Swiss. I have a job for you. There is a situation with...
I almost forgot.
We heard your complaints. Now we’re delivering. This post is open, now so your worst.
For those that may be unaware, MLB opening day is next Thursday, which means the annual baseball related hot-takes about the DH rule, bigger bases, jazzing up the game, and racial integration are back in the headlines. This is my review of Alaska Amber Ale: The one...
At the gym on Sunday I asked the manager how long before they would hang the punching bag back up. They said it was a D-Ring that needed to be replaced and they needed to locate it, and couldn’t tell me when. So I asked if I brought them one, if they would rehang...
I did something dumb: I tried to cut a piece of bread nearly a century after the invention of sliced bread. This is my review of Almaza: Obviously, I cut more than bread, I cut my finger. I am avoiding typing with that finger as I write this. What happened? I...
I’m just waiting. Waiting for word from the semi-closed elementary school my son’s Little League plays to determine if the third possible outcome for baseball is in play. You know its either: You win You lose It rains So until then, I’ll look up a few Mexican links....
*phone buzzes on the nightstand.* ”0142. No, I don’t care. I am not answering.” I mumbled. I waited for the telltale tone the call went to voicemail. No tone. *phone buzzes on the nightstand* ”0148. No.” Still no tone. *phone buzzes on the nightstand* “Screw...
Meh
In 1987, Texas Red returned and lost again.
They’re practically giving them away!
Raspberries are Red, NASA is Blue…
I just found out the Man vs. Food guy was still alive. I seriously thought he was dead this entire time. The bad internet rumors suggesting he died of a heart attack obviously didn’t help. Whatever, even if he had the best traveling food show on television, he’s...
Divine right? My ass.
The world is fucked, so I’ll pull this one from the bullpen
Its always the people with the simplest solution
I blew a flat yesterday during my lunch hour while picking up some groceries. Tried to patch it, but the side wall was pretty much fucked once I re-inflated it. I have new tires now. The worst part was the nearest tire place was Big-O tires, and they were out of...
How high quality is your hedonism?
This time, its on time.
I hate plumbing jobs
Goddamnit. ¡Enlaces mexicanos!
Then why do you bed him thus?
We can’t just let Canada have all the fun!
I’m making an alternative reference before the drugs falls out of his ass.
Put me in coach!