I learned a new trick. Lets see if it works… If those jumblies are bouncing for you, it works. ¡enlaces! CUSMA? You know, maybe run it by marketing, maybe a few 16 year olds before announcing it first. In a sane world, she would kill the duck and eat it. This isn’t a...
I have 77 of the 110 unread emails that accumulated because I refused to log on from the hotel last Friday to stay up to date. So…for those willing to click such links, here you go. https://twitter.com/RadioRomaX/status/2032824573935210993 ¡enlaces! The unofficial...
Greetings from Cooperstown, NY! My son is playing in a national tournament and after 3 games I can conclude this team is not particularly good. We got run ruled twice yesterday and as a result my kid only got one at bat. Its not all bad though. This place sucks. I...
Not a lot going on around here. Other than the timer for my pool pump is no longer working as designed. I might try to press my luck and change the contacts that are supposed to flip it off, but I assume I need to replace it. Anyways, back for what you’re...
***raughs out roud***
At these prices, you’re crazy not to buy
Shake the bowl up.
Its a redundancy
My crazy friend has never heard of the food chain.
Yesterday I got this in my inbox from my kid’s school: I wanted to take this opportunity to respond to the emails I have received since Friday regarding the Day of Silence. I will start off with what this day was supposed to be an opportunity to shine a light on the...
Due to circumstances involving a desire to travel out of the country in the near future and anticipating it as a requirement, I went and got vaccinated like STEVE SMITH... This is my review Russian Circles Black Pilsner: My problem is I happen to donate blood on a...
Yes it is April 20. I have nothing in particular to say about it... ...other than the house finally passing the marijuana banking bill yesterday. Something that probably should’ve been done a couple years ago. Meanwhile, Mexico is still trying to set up their graft...
Yeah, I’m phoning it in. I requested a day off work during the one week at work where my boss is responsible for a quarterly presentation to the board and other seemingly important people. I got the inevitable text around 20:30 while I was at the gym that I needed...
Whats funny is this picture isn’t that great if you see the parts it cuts off.
Because it came up in conversation multiple times over the past week or so it only seems right to research the question everyone is asking. What the hell is a Non-Fungible Token, anyways? This is my review of Delirium Red Belgian Ale: Before we begin: I am not an...
Today is a new day for me. Something terrible happened to me last week that I am still recovering. Relax, nobody died. My gym closed down permanently. Was it the local terrorist warlords that shut them down this time? No, just business. I thought I noticed a...
Are you on it?
Yo
Eventually, they’re going to come for your favorite condom brand.
¡Buenos tardes, Gliberinos! Today is opening day for my son’s little league team. Somehow I got suckered into helping coach so that’s another 3 hours per week I could be spend fucking off. That’s not the aggravating part. That was spending half a Saturday...
Bzzzzzzzzzzzz My phone buzzed off the nightstand. ”Hello” ”We’ve been trying to reach you. According to our records your car’s warranty is about to expire—” “Bah. I’ll block it later.” I set the phone back in the nightstand and pretended sleeping was still an...
Stupid daylight savings time
Relax, there is no cannibalism involved…yet.
Screwy week already. Why are people talking about this Oprah interview? Sure the 90’s never really ended and she’s a billionaire narcissist but there has to be somebody else out there that can interview people I have no interest in? Nice, they’re making Spaetzle on...
…but I am always prepared to be disappointed.