Exciting days here in the Gulch. Every little village needs a crazy guy wandering the streets. In our case, it's the son of a professor, the latter notorious for her rather eccentric behavior (like hitting on me). He was trespassed from our little business a year or...
Sunday without football seems... empty. I look at the four walls around me and wonder, "Why? What's it all about? Our existence is but a brief crack of light between two eternities of darkness." But eventually, there will be again 22 physically large multimillionaires...
Isn't it nice to have the most cliché possible picture? Holy shit, January is almost over. Maybe it's an age thing, maybe it's me being busy and time flying, but it doesn't feel like we could already be a month in. This weekend will drag, of course, because no...
I survived and even got good stories out of it. But really, you’re here for the Links.
But the food isn’t as shitty. Not that this is a high bar, but still.
Sometimes travel is fun. Sometimes it isn’t. Links are often a bit of each.
I won First Prize, a weekend in Baltimore! Second Prize was two weekends in Baltimore. That said, Links.
Today is the biggest day of the year in our little town. And for a different sort of Links.
When there’s a delicious coating of chocolate but then inside is rotting tuna, that is not an unalloyed pleasure. With that metaphor, here’s the Links.
Hell Week, but it’s over. So here’s some Links.
I always like to embed a private joke somewhere in Links. But is that really necessary when everything in the news is a joke anyway?
Our culture is dead, but Links aren’t.
My success is your failure.
I am apparently Josef Mengele. That seems like a fitting theme to Links today, no?
Late night, so these Links may be a bit shaky.
March comes in like a sabertooth, but goes out like an allosaur. But there’s always Links.
I’m much taller than Banjos. So my Links will be longer.
We made a decision to make money from the vices endemic to college students. Which will not slow Links down.
Being around students alternately makes me feel young and old. Links age me even more.
Wait, isn’t this supposed to be SugarFree Wednesday? Surprise!
I’m channeling Hugh Hefner, if Hef had surrounded himself with geriatrics. Anyway… Links.
As I stare at a pile of shit on the kitchen floor, I’m starting to wonder about my life choices. While I do, here’s some Links to discuss.
Remember the running joke in Repo Man with all the generic products? Hello, Otto! Here’s Links.
Inflation is universal and we are besieged by examples. This provides fodder for Links.
I have my ups and my downs. Today is a down, but Links can always cheer me… wait, no, it’s the opposite. Never mind.