Putting aside the good news about Sweet Baby James taking his first steps and Prime and I having our first alcohol-free date (we went to a cult restaurant specializing in buckwheat pancakes and maple syrup, open only two months a year), I have more amusing local...
Exciting days here in the Gulch. Every little village needs a crazy guy wandering the streets. In our case, it's the son of a professor, the latter notorious for her rather eccentric behavior (like hitting on me). He was trespassed from our little business a year or...
Sunday without football seems... empty. I look at the four walls around me and wonder, "Why? What's it all about? Our existence is but a brief crack of light between two eternities of darkness." But eventually, there will be again 22 physically large multimillionaires...
Not much Jew News but plenty of other things to mock, be outraged by, and most importantly, comment on.
Best to eat your cereal with a spoonerism. And comment on these glorious Links.
Autumn is finally here, what with things chilling to 99° today. And I heard that the site is down! But it’s back up in time for Morning Links.
Man, nothing is the same. First Brett takes a powder, now the Sloopy-n-Banjos clan go into a frenzy of hiding. But Links must go on.
Succos has come and gone, but the bitter fruits of our world remain to entertain us.
My first Saturday links in October. It’s fall! Yayyy!!! Oh, wait…
I know I’m supposed to go all ashes, sackcloth, and fasting tonight, but I can’t help the grin of amusement when I see the news. Let me share the joy with a curated set of Links.
I mean, really, we’re never going to have a liberty-minded society, but we can at least be entertained by the news.
No Sloopy, No Banjos, and that leaves Links in the hands of the Jews. Or the Jew, to be specific.
(((We))) stretch out the party. And popcorn is Kosher. News to make you want some is just a click away.
And a delightful Rosh Hashana it’s going to be. Even after reading the Links.
Yes, it’s 105° today. But it’s actually getting cooler at night. I think this is Nature’s way of giving us false hope, like the Browns do for their fans every year. Speaking of false hope, here’s Links.
An oddball week for me, full of delicious irony, which smooths the wrinkles out of my metaphors. Oh, and I finish up with… Links.
Out of labor, after all. And we don’t want to become complacental or anything. Anyway… Links.
Saturday yesterday, holiday tomorrow. Today is the Lucky Pierre of days off. The news continues, though.
It’s fucking SEPTEMBER. It’s 114 out. What the actual fuck. I need to find a job in Montana.
Wait, was that wrong? Nobody told me that was wrong. Meh, let’s look at Links.
The world gone nuts. Nuts, I say.
I got nothin’. Except Links.
I am returned after a sojourn to Spud’s place. My liver has not yet recovered. But Links shall be forthcoming.
It’s a better day than yesterday, not that you’d know it from reading the news. Come in, let me spoil your day.
If these Links seem rushed and slipshod, it’s because they’re rushed and slipshod.