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Dunham – 44
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
Two Week Halloween Warning Afternoon Links
That's right, only 14 days left before you can expect some grubby kids knocking on your door wearing costumes, and asking important questions in the modern time. After you get the pollsters and missionaries off the steps, make sure to offer the kids trick or treating...
Stoic Friday CXXVIII
What things should be exchanged for what things?
Friday Morning Links
Good morning one and all to another incredible day! Yes, the government is still shutdown.
House of the Long Shadows
Movie time!
Thursday Afternoon Links of Phallocentrism
I'm focused on a certain topic today, because reasons. This is a fascinum, a flying penis amulet from classical Rome. SHIT THAT GOES FAST AND BLOWS UP: Before we get into the outrage, rot, and moral turpitude, here's something you can read to feel good about things....
On Romanian power struggles, sovereignty and modernity
Romanian elections have been vaguely in the news recently, internationally...
Prince of the North Tower – Chapter 28
"Can you hear me?" Johan's voice was distant, echoing through a loud, painful...
IFLA: The “Merry Christmas” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of December 22
Here's some text for the front page. I hope you enjoy it....
Your Cat Shit on My Steps Again
“But this isn’t really an Xmas movie!” You say. Yeah well, hear me out. This...
Friday before Christmas afternoon links.
Well, I was torn between which way to include the music links for today. I...
Stoic Friday XCIII
To those who enter lightheartedly upon the profession of lecturing Part II...
Pee Wee’s Playhouse: Christmas Special
Rest in peace, Paul Reubens. You are missed. Pee Wee's Playhouse Christmas...
Woke Charmed: The Motion Picture
We interrupt your "regularly scheduled" (look, I'll get to it, this shit is...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 42
I wanted The Hat to appear on Info Wars with Alex Jones, but I don't really...
Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – Fancy Like
proud patriotic music about America and dogs and Applebee’s. This wasn't...
Aviation Mishaps 10
I. Prologue - Requiescat in Pace Life got in the way - I had an important...
Building a z80 – Backplane (Video)
I asked Glibs if they wanted to see video of me assembling a z80 kit I'd...
Prince of the North Tower – Chapter 27
The plan to disguise cavalry as infantry had a very bad downside. We all had...
IFLA: The “What to Do?” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of Dec 15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ldJr_-X9MM The cameraman discovers the 2-shot...
Happy Halloween!
I think we all knew this was only a matter of time before this one would...
Friday the 13th links – Part the second.
Let's get started with some music, and get going with the links. Obligatory....
Stoic Friday XCII
Last Week Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman Emperor...
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No Laughing Matter
To think I was having trouble choosing between making fun of another “rednecks in the mist” article as interpreted by neocons or the return of sailing ships. Turns out I forgot New Zealand was still a thing. This is my review of Almanac Brewing Hypernova Volume V: Seriously, the Kiwis gone done lost their minds. While I’m...
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Prince of the North Tower – Chapter 35
Prince Kord preferred the book to the blade, but studied both diligently. When what looked like a minor incursion of goblins into his family’s lands turned out to be more serious, he was sent to fetch aid. Frustrated playing messenger, Kord is tempted by the opportunity to leave his obligations behind and study magic. When his uncle and foster father are caught in a trap, Kord needs an army to rescue them – only everyone else is busy fighting their own wars.
Dunham – 11
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 173
“You have to prepare for the debate, Donald,” the hair said. “What...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 33: #HairCareForAll
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The Hat and The Hair: Episode 172
“What’s so wrong with kissing a man?” Donald asked. “I was at a rally,...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 171
“I knew I was stronger than this, that I could beat this, that no China...
A Very Special Episode of… The Hat and The Hair
“Where are they?” the hair asked fretfully. “How should I know?” the...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 169
“‘Clown!’” Donald said. “He called me a ‘clown!’” Donald kicked off his huge...
The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: Hillary and Huma
“But why now?” Huma asked. “Grandmother has been dead for months.”...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 168
“I have brought peace to the Middle East. I have healed a wound in the psyche...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 32: Protest
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The Hat and The Hair Expanded Universe: Kamala
“I didn’t suck Willie Brown’s herpes-riddled dick for two years to be...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 167
Camera One “Am I going to have to go to every town where a black guy...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 166
Monday Morning “Charlotte,” the hat snarled. “A shitty city in a shitty...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 165
“Yeah, Post Office, take it. Uh, yeah, take it. Tell me how big it is,...
Food & Drink
We like to eat, ok?
First Friday in… really… June? Afternoon Links
Time for your weekly drink and link fix.
Price Gouging Sugar Water
I got a text from my wife yesterday shortly after asking if she needed me to grab anything from the store, as I was going there. She responded back “soda”. This is my review of Alesmith Speedway Grand Prix Maple Bar Edition: For context, my wife gets caffeine from...
Rationed Shark Meat
Its not the shark, its YOU being rationed.
Fat George Washington
I want this on the new $2 bill
Friday afternoon getting into a groove links
She’s looking good since the last time I saw her *mumble mumble* years ago.
Moar Random Thoughts
Of all the misplaced outrage I encounter online, the anger at wealthy people...
Create Your Own Cake Adventure
I rarely cook with recipes. I prefer to create my own as I go. I also like to...
Its a Gas
Somehow this came up in conversation, and think it is useful information for...
Lime in the Coconut
I’d link back to the article I wrote a couple years ago on Cinco de Mayo but...
Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts If you have some ideas for possible submissions to the site...
The Flaming Hot Cheetos Mac n’ Cheese Experiment
SugarFree [13:29pm] jesse.in.mb [13:30pm] That sounds horrible and I want to...
Just Boiling Me Tripe
Strange times are afoot. Between random people dropping dead due to being...
Cult Behavior
Due to circumstances involving a desire to travel out of the country in the...
Friday Night Sear It & Beer It – The Dread Pirate Avocado
https://youtu.be/gY-JD_4YZ60 Side dish time.
Inevitability
Yeah, I’m phoning it in. I requested a day off work during the one week at...
Friday Night Sear It & Beer It – Ribs!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yVtHvr8uMM Only one word need be said......
Selling Vaporware
Because it came up in conversation multiple times over the past week or so it...
Cultural Appropriation in Cocktails – Tiki
As was briefly touched on previously, the glory (and blame) for tiki culture...





