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Judge Part 8 – One-Eyed Man
Wherein Jasper Browne tries to solve the murder of the last man to hold his job.
IFLA: The “Lacking Inspiration” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of January 11
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilGahIwQEQ0 I have been in a bit of a mental fog since the holidays. Not sure why. But I am currently bereft of any kind of creativity; hopefully something will inspire me to put up some music to embed and make this more visually...
Sunday Morning Great Escape Links
Sometimes, I outwit my dogs. Sometimes they outwit me. A couple months back, I spent a PILE of money putting up a 6 foot wooden fence to confine them. They're good jumpers but not quite that good; five feet seemed to be about their limit. Day One free in the yard,...
Saturday evening Links
Yep. Generic Links today. Manly Time is pretty sedate right now. We did finally get some snow, but we need a lot more. The summer garden isn't going to water itself. Links? The irony, it burns. Um. The Boomers retired? Trump's DEI hire is out of control. My money is...
People Love Their Dry January
Freaking weirdos
Saturday Morning Conscription Links
So after last weekend's debacle, Prime said, "You're a Bills fan now." It was not stated as a question. Fun happenings at Glibs Gulch: in addition to the weekly Tuesday noon protest ("What are you protesting?" "Whaddaya got?"), we had a special Friday protest at The...
Monster Quest
“I WILL HAVE SEX WITH THE LOCH NESS MONSTER!” he shouted, his voice like...
The Hat and The Hair -Animated Episode 81 – Donald McDonald
https://youtu.be/DkotvIkjaRY Patreon Shill Cafepress Shill Redbubble Shill...
The Hat and The Hat: Episode 206
“Maybe just meet her, maybe she’s a really nice girl,” Donald said. “Father,...
Halloween time
I like halloween and I like looney tunes as well so last year I did a small...
Prince of the North Tower – Chapter 20
While I continued to mechanically go through the motions of a day on the...
IFLA: The “Most Boring Horoscope Ever” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of October 27
It is often said that there is nothing new under the sun. Sometimes there is...
Slaughtered Pigs
Perhaps I need to stop with the conspiracy podcasts. You know, like Joe Rogan....
Stoic Friday LXXXVI
Last Week Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman Emperor...
Cryptic
Cryptic I stumbled across this movie just a few weeks ago. The wife and I...
More Bits and Bobs
Life in the Desert Update Turns out I did have a picture of Saguaro flowers. ...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: ReRun ep 35
This is the one that has become our annual Christmas Special. The Hat prays to...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 205
“I still smell like french fries,” the hair muttered. “I like how you smell,”...
A tale of transport in interbellum Romania
I am, as you know, openly Romanian. I claim to have been from these here parts...
Prince of the North Tower – Chapter 19
I was surrounded. Everywhere I looked, I saw men at arms in plate armor with...
IFLA: The “LIES!” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of October 20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNeVjVu9O6w Being different was important in...
Suggestions for the Well Dressed Orphan Part VII
This may be the seventh (!) installment of this annual feature, but the first...
Friday links of double checking luggage
What a baseball game last night. Big Christmas getting a two run homer in the...
Mystery Box
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The Man Who Came to Dinner
The Man Who Came to Dinner Tonight we have a comedy classic. It was a play, which became a movie, and hence it still feels like a play. This one falls far outside the normal bounds of what I post, but it is a great film and one of my favorites. This film would have been a great post for Ted to make. I still think he should try...
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Arx Anade
A really short story.
Prince of the North Tower – Chapter 30
Prince Kord preferred the book to the blade, but studied both diligently. When what looked like a minor incursion of goblins into his family’s lands turned out to be more serious, he was sent to fetch aid. Frustrated playing messenger, Kord is tempted by the opportunity to leave his obligations behind and study magic. When his uncle and foster father are caught in a trap, Kord needs an army to rescue them – only everyone else is busy fighting their own wars.
Dunham – 6
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
I, Soldier – part 38
Part 38
Thursday Afternoon Links – The Hat and The Hair: Episode 68
“Joe Biden? I’ll fucking fight Joe Biden!” Donald screamed into his phone....
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 67
‘Well, he is a sleeping son of bitch,” the hat bellowed into the speakerphone....
Friday Afternoon Links – The Hat and The Hair: Episode 66
“HOPE!” the hat moaned, misery rampant through his stitched structure and...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 65
“I want doubles,” Donald said. “Rocketman has doubles, Vlad has doubles. I...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 64
“The State of our Union is STRONG!” Donald said into his bedroom...
Hat and Hair Comics: Looks ‘shopp’d!
Hat and Hair Comics: The Chicken Cometh
And from CPRM, source of all that is good... HOUSE PAR-TAY!
Hat and Hair Comics: ANTS ANTS ANTS
Hat and Hair Comics: Relationships
And since there was some measure of confusion yesterday...
Hat and Hair Comics: Buttons
HAT HARD: A Hat and Hair Christmas Special, Pt. 4
It was cold on the White House roof and Donald began to shiver. The hat...
HAT HARD: A Hat and Hair Christmas Special, Pt. 3
Half-dressed, thirsty, asleep, the hair had Donald staggering down a...
HAT HARD: A Hat and Hair Christmas Special, Pt. 2
“What the fuck it that?” the hair asked loudly. “Gunfire,” Hope said as...
Food & Drink
We like to eat, ok?
Happy Diwali
The best pseudo holiday, ever!
Life in the Desert Update
Scrub.
August Friday Afternoon Links the Second
August continues along, as locally, everyone and their churches is getting their festivals in. Unfortunately, I will be otherwise engaged this weekend, as I have a family obligation that I would rather not deal with. But you lot don't care about that, so let's get to...
Suggestions for a Well-Dressed Orphan VIII
That’s 8 for those that can’t read in Roman
Mid-June Friday Afternoon Links
That was a nice week of spring weather, but now spring is over, and I'll likely break down and turn on the AC this weekend. The girlfriend and I have been trying out Sunderfolk, a couch co-op which utilizes smart phones/tablets as the input device. We're still just in...
Poll: Local Grub?
Mrs Hobbit and I have retirement plans to cross the country, trying to catch...
Stolen Signs
Its been mentioned here earlier this week in the links but I didn't see a lot...
How to play 5 Dimensional Chess
No, this is not about Iran. I'm still making head and tails of that one. ...
Libertarianism can be Tactical, and there is a Question on Porn?
I came across a disturbing article yesterday. I am almost glad I found it...
A Review of the Kitchen Aid Model #KFGG500EBL2
I was originally going to write "A Ranking of Ryes, Round 2," but based on the...
Barrel-Aging Your Booze
Barrel-aging booze is literally nothing more than pouring liquor from one...





