Thursday Afternoon Links

Thursday Afternoon Links

School's out! Jesus, this morning was like Rain Man in my house. My five year old might as well have run around screaming "Five minutes to Wapner!". The 'tism is strong when the schedule changes. I tried to get him to say "K-mart sucks", but he was all "what's...

Wednesday Afternoon Linnkksss

Wednesday Afternoon Linnkksss

Whoops. Almost put 3 ks in the title. Don't want to get us on the SPLC (or whatever they migrate the assets to after the lawsuits) radar. So.. the elementary school my older kids attend have a government Pre-K class (and a 3 year olds class that my youngest attends....

Brett set out to find America, the real America, the America of strip malls and serial killers, of butthole waxing and kelp smoothies, of cocaine and maggots. He sought it in the most American part of America—Florida: swamp gas and fever dreams, where love arrives on a rickety boat and leaves when it doesn't have the money for its fourth abortion. Oh, where has Brett gone? He’s drinking at the neck of America’s wang, chewing its foreskin and working its shaft. Brett is becoming legend. Brett can never die. Brett can never die. Brett is America, facedown in his own patriotic puke: the red his blood, the white his stomach lining, and the cold, cold blue his gas station slushie, spiked with coconut rum and tetracycline.

Sunday Morning Linkation

Happy Sunday, y’all. I was reading the garden talk yesterday. I got berries for the first time ever with the help of some bird netting. Peppers from last year. Maters and squash in a few weeks. This happened right up the road. Sad. Eddie Hall ran out of gas against...

Friday Morning Links

How did I get roped into doing Morning Links so often? I guess its good practice for the baby. Three weeks or less