The world's foremost authority on the science of stupidity, Professor Emeritus at Derpskatonic University, Editor of the Journal of Pure and Theoretical Derp,
Chancellor of the Royal Derp Society, and Senior Fellow at The Dipshit Doodlebug Institute for Advanced Idiocy
Story of My Life, Part 1
Put another log on the fire…
I, Soldier – Chapter 1
Part 1.
Florida Man, Part 2
Part Two.
The Outrageous Adventures of Florida Man, The World’s Worst Superhero
A return…?
Black Lives Matter Splits Over Zebra Question
Who, me?
Experts Say Tanks in Tiananmen Square May Be Chinese
Tanks?
Indiana Jones Will Destroy Problematic Art in New Film
“We’re really kicking things up a notch.”
Chuck E. Cheese Re-brands as Charter School
Enrichment activities include…
Study Finds that Black Keys Less Likely to be Played than White Keys
DATELINE: PITTSBURGH
Jason Vorhees Will Exchange Hockey Mask for MAGA Hat in New Film
If successful, there could be similar reboots with other masked killers.
Biden Signs Executive Order to Restore Democracy
Various Democrats have called for more aggressive executive orders….
Black Physicists Discover Smallest Particle of Black Lives Matter
DATELINE: OAKLAND
Chik-Fil-A Hopes to Boost Sales With New “Hail Satan” Slogan
It’s a bold move, but business expert Scott Cotton thinks it might pay off.
Nation’s College Deans Move Back With Their Parents
“I never thought it would happen to me.”
Capitol Riot Leaves Congress Too Shocked to Overthrow Foreign Governments
DATELINE: WASHINGTON DC
Moral Panic Grips Nation as Popular Song Encourages Juvenile Delinquency
DATELINE: LOS ANGELES
Worf Will Star as Therapist in New Star Trek Series
Clips of the pilot episode show many tense moments.
Feminist Hardware Store Offers Bisexual, Transgender Nuts and Bolts
DATELINE: BERKELEY
Return of Messiah Close at Hand, Say Leading Joe Frum Shamans
We’re all in this together.
Grinch Will Be Social-Distancing Hero in New Film
The new film takes place in the immediate aftermath of the classic.
Government Over-reacting to Virus, Says Traveler Being Frisked by TSA
DATELINE: CHICAGO
Frustrated GOP Struggles to Find Losing Strategy
DATELINE: DALLAS