Telemachus of Ithaca

Telemachus of Ithaca

In the years that passed after his father Odysseus returned home after his long wandering, Telemachus grew to the peak to maturity in the summer of his youth. At the same time, both his parents aged and entered the autumn years of midlife. Odysseus, once so mighty and...

Ballad of King Frumtingle

Ballad of King Frumtingle

The land of Gadzookshagen was fair and fertileRuled by King Frumtingle, so noble and wiseIts people feasted on the local skrunt turtleIts meat was rich but went straight to their thighs All was well until a huge horde on horsebackPillaged and plundered and burned all...

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