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Sunday Morning Lacuna Links
Sunday without football seems... empty. I look at the four walls around me and wonder, "Why? What's it all about? Our existence is but a brief crack of light between two eternities of darkness." But eventually, there will be again 22 physically large multimillionaires...
Saturday evening Links
Yep. It's Saturday evening. And that means the finest Links of the week. Just ask me. I'm nine days from wheeling westward to the fine island of Kauai, and I'm ready. Links? No way any of this could go wrong. The "Kansas Two Step" is not a dance. Idaho was doing this...
HR is the Worst
Worse than Nikki?
Saturday Morning Fin de Mois Links
Isn't it nice to have the most cliché possible picture? Holy shit, January is almost over. Maybe it's an age thing, maybe it's me being busy and time flying, but it doesn't feel like we could already be a month in. This weekend will drag, of course, because no...
Dunham – 56B
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
Final January Friday Afternoon Links – Still Frigid
Yeah, it's still cold here. We're supposed to reach 20 on Monday. So what can we do to cool the planet? Yeah... I'll probably watch it. Oh, you're a parent group? Fuck off. I doubt anyone is surprised by this. Weaponized! The decisive rhetoric is coming from inside...
NSA Starts Dating Service
FORT MEADE - The National Security Agency has recently launched an online...
Prince of the North Tower – Epilogue
The city of Karststadt sat perched atop a cliff, its walls taking advantage of...
IFLA: The “Recommend a Gun for UCS” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of March 23
If it doesn't use grip panels, you can't have custom grips made. (GlibGrips by...
Finally the Truth About Kennedy
Yeah sorry, I am not referring to the Fox News host, but can you really blame...
Third Fish Fry-Day of Lent
With spring (ostensibly) here, the weather is supposed to be improving, and...
Dave Made a Maze
Version 1.0.0 Dave Made a Maze Thank goodness I made a quick draft last week....
Marginalia
When I lived in Sacramento, I drove through a rough area on my way to the...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Glibertarians 2022 Anniversary
For the anniversary of this site in 2022 I wanted to do something very...
Paperwork Paperwork
This is a dispatch from the People's Democratic Republic of New York. The...
Mayhem
"To be civilized is to restrain the ability to commit mayhem.To be incapable...
Prince of the North Tower – Chapter 40
Marcelene was grinning as she spotted me. "Did you see?" she asked, bubbling...
IFLA: The “Yeah, That Thing” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of March16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAg1r6zw7Bg You may recall that last week I...
Provincial Trade War
In light of the latest trade war news now starting to affect me...
Second Fish Fry-Day of Lent Afternoon Links
The girlfriend and I survived our first tiki weekender (as many people...
Stoic Friday CIV
Jump to Comments Part I Part II Part III Part IV Part V Part VI Part VII...
Deadlier Than the Male
Deadlier Than the Male Bulldog Drummond was revitalized in the 60s to be a...
The Return of Sear it and Beer it
Just in time for St. Patrick's Day! My friends Tom and Alan bring back Sear It...
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Where’s the Beef?
I ate a cheesecake from Cheesecake Factory the other day, something about it concerned me. This is my review of Belching Beaver Churro con Chocolate Pastry Stout: You see, when I pick up a cheesecake from such an established merchant of fat fuck food, I am not going there to get a bite and let it go. No, I want a ridiculous slice...
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Dunham – 23
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
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Dunham – 22
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
Armchair Admiral
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“I knew we could count on you, Kyle.” The President gets up and begins pacing...
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A very taciturn Secret Service agent drives you to the Democratic National...
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“Come back, young man, come back!” Kamala calls after you but you are running,...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 173
“You have to prepare for the debate, Donald,” the hair said. “What...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 33: #HairCareForAll
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The Hat and The Hair: Episode 172
“What’s so wrong with kissing a man?” Donald asked. “I was at a rally,...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 171
“I knew I was stronger than this, that I could beat this, that no China...
A Very Special Episode of… The Hat and The Hair
“Where are they?” the hair asked fretfully. “How should I know?” the...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 169
“‘Clown!’” Donald said. “He called me a ‘clown!’” Donald kicked off his huge...
The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: Hillary and Huma
“But why now?” Huma asked. “Grandmother has been dead for months.”...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 168
“I have brought peace to the Middle East. I have healed a wound in the psyche...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 32: Protest
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The Hat and The Hair Expanded Universe: Kamala
“I didn’t suck Willie Brown’s herpes-riddled dick for two years to be...
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Two Weeks to Thanksgiving Warning
Well, this Sunday is the CLE meeting of the Browns and the Ravens. I was tempted to steal Tonio's dumpster fire images for the links today, but didn't want to confuse and frighten people. Once again, I'll be taking OMWC down into the Dawg Pound to watch the game....
Two Week Halloween Warning Afternoon Links
That's right, only 14 days left before you can expect some grubby kids knocking on your door wearing costumes, and asking important questions in the modern time. After you get the pollsters and missionaries off the steps, make sure to offer the kids trick or treating...
Trying to stay light Friday afternoon links
In light of the events of the past several days, I'll stick to my usual themes of lighter links. Feel free to discuss them or whatever. It's been a week. For those of you who aren't from here, maybe this will help you understand us freaks here in CLE. Fuck Art Model,...
Second Friday of December Afternoon Links
The Christmas season is coming hard, as temperatures drop as fast as approval ratings. But we care not for such things, let's get to some links. I hope they never learn about Deus Ex. I can't be the only one who keeps a rough estimate of the total as I put things in...
Phoning it In
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db’s DIY Corner with Your Host, db
Those who know me, know that I'm a bit of a DIYer. Not sure why, but I'm...
Prophetic Declarations
An interesting read that I vaguely remembered came up in my Twatter feed. It...
The Best Porn is Free Porn
Once upon a time I was 16 like everyone else here. That year was the first...
Must…Kill…Lincoln
In light of the townhall earlier this week, I decided to use my skills at...
Fast food in Romania
Long ago, in an area of the blog consigned to the archives, I was asked by...
Soap Poisoning
I don’t care. Given they keep stealing our jokes, I am going to fact check a...
Egg Cooking For Dummies
I don't recall in what side line of what link that was posted at this family...
The Sword of Power
Another re-boot to look forward to hatin? When I heard about it, I...
I Hated Meatloaf
I hated meatloaf for the first 25 years of my life. Just the thought of it...
Now here’s something we hope you really like
I know how much you all love it when I review a seltzer. So lets go ahead and...
Bauhaus Furniture
They made more than just coffee table books and brutalist architecture, they...
The Hero’s Journey
Its funny how quickly the MSN homepage figures out what links to toss at you...
The Black Death Brings Beer to London
People have been turning grain, honey, and fruit into alcohol for thousands of...





