Wednesday Morning Emergency Links

Wednesday Morning Emergency Links

Banjos was sooo happy to get a whole home generator and now it has betrayed her, so I'm picking up the links. Monsoon season in East Texas is always interesting. Don't miss that part. We've been getting midnight gully-washers on the other side of the Gulf of America,...

Thursday Afternoon Liinks

Thursday Afternoon Liinks

What's up, y'all. Another beautiful thursday afternoon here. I took today and tomorrow off work, didn't tell anyone but my boss, and spent today doing all this shit around the house that takes 20 minutes to an hour when I'm alone and focused, but a hell of a lot...

Brett set out to find America, the real America, the America of strip malls and serial killers, of butthole waxing and kelp smoothies, of cocaine and maggots. He sought it in the most American part of America—Florida: swamp gas and fever dreams, where love arrives on a rickety boat and leaves when it doesn't have the money for its fourth abortion. Oh, where has Brett gone? He’s drinking at the neck of America’s wang, chewing its foreskin and working its shaft. Brett is becoming legend. Brett can never die. Brett can never die. Brett is America, facedown in his own patriotic puke: the red his blood, the white his stomach lining, and the cold, cold blue his gas station slushie, spiked with coconut rum and tetracycline.

Monday Morning (?!) Links

Sloopy contacted me late last night (or early this morning, really) because I guess he figured I’d be the only one up? Well his gamble worked. Between the new baby and the bad idea fairy dust, I am here and ready to fill in.

Wednesday Links in the Afternoon

It's Hump Day, y'all, and I am tired. I've been up before 5am until after 10 this whole week. This is Stage 1 training for newborn arrival. Time to start reacquainting my body with sleep deprivation. The soft days are over. Its time to get back to the old "sleep is...

Links, Afternoon, Monday

Happy Monday, everybody. I believe (**crosses fingers**) I have finally finished moving and/or assembling all of the large furniture items to be had