Its another one of those Tuesdays…here’s the gif.. Now for ¡enlaces! Mexico is still suffering from bi-polar US relations. On minute they’re freezing assets of former officials under investigation by American law enforcement, the next minute they’re defying US foreign...
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¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!
I need to get to some things. Sorry for phoning in the intro. https://twitter.com/RadioRomaX/status/2032824573935210993 ¡enlaces! Some of them, I assume, are good people. I guess parents in other countries use the schools as daycare too? Iran is really having trouble...
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There’s been a bit of kerfuffle in the LP in the last week or so. Apparently, Tom Woods was accused of grooming his wife. This was really just a smear but given his history of being as milquetoast a child predator can possibly be, it warranted a response. So I’ll...
Nationalized Pastime
For those that may be unaware, MLB opening day is next Thursday, which means the annual baseball related hot-takes about the DH rule, bigger bases, jazzing up the game, and racial integration are back in the headlines. This is my review of Alaska Amber Ale: The one...
¿Martes ota vez? Claro que sí. ¡Enlaces mexicanos!
At the gym on Sunday I asked the manager how long before they would hang the punching bag back up. They said it was a D-Ring that needed to be replaced and they needed to locate it, and couldn’t tell me when. So I asked if I brought them one, if they would rehang...
Non-institutional Injury, Not Otherwise Specified
I did something dumb: I tried to cut a piece of bread nearly a century after the invention of sliced bread. This is my review of Almaza: Obviously, I cut more than bread, I cut my finger. I am avoiding typing with that finger as I write this. What happened? I...
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I’m just waiting. Waiting for word from the semi-closed elementary school my son’s Little League plays to determine if the third possible outcome for baseball is in play. You know its either: You win You lose It rains So until then, I’ll look up a few Mexican links....
COL. KILGORE LOVES THE SMELL OF R—
*phone buzzes on the nightstand.* ”0142. No, I don’t care. I am not answering.” I mumbled. I waited for the telltale tone the call went to voicemail. No tone. *phone buzzes on the nightstand* ”0148. No.” Still no tone. *phone buzzes on the nightstand* “Screw...
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Meh
Deranged Stereotypes
In 1987, Texas Red returned and lost again.
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They’re practically giving them away!
Damned Dirty Apes
Raspberries are Red, NASA is Blue…
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I just found out the Man vs. Food guy was still alive. I seriously thought he was dead this entire time. The bad internet rumors suggesting he died of a heart attack obviously didn’t help. Whatever, even if he had the best traveling food show on television, he’s...
Divine Right
Divine right? My ass.
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The world is fucked, so I’ll pull this one from the bullpen
Magic Boxes
Its always the people with the simplest solution
¡Martes por la tarde, día antes que el día de presidentes!. ¡Enlaces mexicanos!
I blew a flat yesterday during my lunch hour while picking up some groceries. Tried to patch it, but the side wall was pretty much fucked once I re-inflated it. I have new tires now. The worst part was the nearest tire place was Big-O tires, and they were out of...
Hedonistic Quality
How high quality is your hedonism?
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This time, its on time.
Cracked Pipes
I hate plumbing jobs
¿Martes? ¡Martes! ¿A que tiempo? ¡Por la tarde!
Goddamnit. ¡Enlaces mexicanos!
Doth his appearance bespeak him of a harlot?
Then why do you bed him thus?
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We can’t just let Canada have all the fun!
In Brrrrminham they love the Guvnor
I’m making an alternative reference before the drugs falls out of his ass.
