And I can't even spell Gabriel. I'm blowing off work today to meet up with Prime at our mutual favorite spot. And it's an odd sort of amusement in a place with a much younger demographic to see the looks we get as the geriatric couple being all super-affectionate....
Retarded Customer: “How much is a bowl of soup?”WebDom: “$7 and it comes with pita”Retarded Customer: “How much is a bowl of soup?”WebDom: “$7”Retarded Customer: “No. HOW MUCH?”WebDom: “The size?”Retarded Customer: “Yes.”WebDom: “It’s a bowl, so about 24...
Freshman, I mean "First Year," Orientation this week. Regardless of major, they're required to sign up for Progressive Indoctrination during their first two semesters (not a joke, they just call it something more anodyne). And a classical music festival has begun,...
Late night, so these Links may be a bit shaky.
March comes in like a sabertooth, but goes out like an allosaur. But there’s always Links.
I’m much taller than Banjos. So my Links will be longer.
We made a decision to make money from the vices endemic to college students. Which will not slow Links down.
Being around students alternately makes me feel young and old. Links age me even more.
Wait, isn’t this supposed to be SugarFree Wednesday? Surprise!
I’m channeling Hugh Hefner, if Hef had surrounded himself with geriatrics. Anyway… Links.
As I stare at a pile of shit on the kitchen floor, I’m starting to wonder about my life choices. While I do, here’s some Links to discuss.
Remember the running joke in Repo Man with all the generic products? Hello, Otto! Here’s Links.
Inflation is universal and we are besieged by examples. This provides fodder for Links.
I have my ups and my downs. Today is a down, but Links can always cheer me… wait, no, it’s the opposite. Never mind.
I managed to step on a landmine of academic politics. Shrapnel and my scattered flesh. But nonetheless, there’s still Links today.
Pussies here are all scared of a little cold and ice. I keep toasty warm by cranking out Links.
Brevity is oft the soul of wit. Links are oft the toilet of my imagination.
I'm normally a pretty cheerful person, but today I'm not. Soutine captures my mood. Sorry, I like doing the funny little slice of life, I'm just not feeling funny. I guess I can celebrate birthdays, including that of the greatest of the Founding Fathers, the shithead...
Life on campus takes some odd turns. Then again, Links can be pretty odd. Come in and find out for yourself.
I spent most of yesterday working on recycling. The spirit continues, but these are actually virgin Links.
I do love me a challenge. And Links.
Nothing interesting is happening to me. It’s the middle of the month. There ya go. Links.
I may be pregnant. Links are safe, though.
In which the Old Man starts his work training in Safe Spaces. This episode: Queer Vocabulary.
Look on the back of my neck for a leaf. And the husk of my pod.