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Stoic Friday CLVI
To those who lightly talk about their own affairs
Friday Morning Links
Oi, bruv. You got a loicense chew read dose links?
Animal Farm
I got nothing.
Thursday Afternoon Links
Summer vacation sucks when you’re not in school.
The Incredible Shrinking Man (Part 1)
Not quite zero…
Thursday Morning Links
Good morning one and all to another fantastic day!
R.J. Goes Outside / Emergency Post
An ongoing series where my family forces me to leave the house. The Tianyu...
Random Thoughts – XV
Item the 1st - Guns again. Well it would be "again" without the...
Chess, in pieces, Disaster
the project was coming along so well, everything was beautiful. I made the...
IFLA: The “Not Much” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of Feb 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zGf7_YL70M Star status: boring. We get two...
HR is the Worst
Finding is job is hard enough. Why do they have to be like this? This is my...
Final January Friday Afternoon Links – Still Frigid
Yeah, it's still cold here. We're supposed to reach 20 on Monday. So what can...
Stoic Friday CXLI
Daily Stoic Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman Emperor...
Uranus Attacks!
Good movie poster scans are hard to find for this one. Nice art though. Uranus...
Coffee Table
A while back my wife says, "make me a coffee table." The plot on which Schloss...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Ep 96 – ICE ICE Baby
https://youtu.be/cpCG8VGFrK0 Patreon Shill Cafepress Shill Redbubble Shill...
Random Thoughts – XIV
I had a handful of short sentences, seeds of a Random Thought write-up. But...
Chess, in pieces
I had some cool paint gathering dust in my storage, not just any old paint,...
Judge Part 9 – Lost
The first thing I noticed when I turned around was that Giles was left-handed....
IFLA: The “Winter” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of Jan 25
It only takes about three miles in the snow to tire her out now. She's no...
Your F***ing Nightmare
The stupidest people in the country are losing faith in the system, and you’re...
Still Frigid Friday Afternoon Links
The squirrels are trying to warm their nuts, but the lights are LED and won't...
Stoic Friday CXL
Daily Stoic Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman Emperor...
Mystery Box
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Random Thoughts – XX
Item the 1st - I suppose that, with entry XX, it's only appropriate I have a thought about radical feminists. A thought triggered by the title "How Woke Feminism Created the Manosphere" from the "Dad Saves America" podcast. I haven't watched/listened to the podcast, so I'm making no representation as to it's content or quality....
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Dunham – 53
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
Dogs in spaaace pt.7 Roodut
Part 7.
The Crider Chronicles: Confederacy – Part XIV
Part 14.
Judge Part 7 – Jail
Wherein Jasper Browne tries to solve the murder of the last man to hold his job.
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun: Ep 9
This episode shows what a difference a microphone can make. I recorded the...
Joemala: Episode 211
“You’re sweeping the primaries, Mr. President,” Karine said excitedly,...
Joemala: Episode 210
“And I’m supposed to be Dark Brandon?” Joe asked, his eyes unshining...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun: Episode 8
In researching the Wikipedia information on Trump and the USFL that I will...
Joemala: Episode 209
“Is François Mitterrand in The Oval Office with us right now, Grandpa?”...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 72: Free Willy
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The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun: Episode 7
Remember when the world was on the brink of Thermonuclear War and it was...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 193
“Iowa and New Hampshire are ours!” the hat bellowed, drunk on Skinny...
The Hat and The Hair: Rerun: Episode 6
Remember the whole Trump steaks thing? Why isn't he selling Trump steaks to...
Joemala: Episode 208
“The college kids are now mad about Yemen,” Kamala said to Karine....
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun: Episode 5
We are now in the doldrums of what broadcast TV considers the unimportant...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 192
“I will never go to prison,” Donald said darkly, his red face edging...
Joemala: Episode 207
“Joe, I want to tell you something,” Kamala said, climbing onto his...
Food & Drink
We like to eat, ok?
Final Friday Afternoon Links of April
Important house keeping announcement, as it currently stands there is no pending articles waiting to be scheduled. If you want to keep having the same snark, comments, and posting schedule, any assistance would be appreciated. April comes to an end, the NFL draft...
Friday Tax Day Reminder.
This is the last Friday before you the money gets taken out to feed the beast (I'm getting hit with an ~$10 underpayment penalty... dicks). I'll say that I don't mind Deep Eddy (for gins being marketed as vodka). Their Ruby Red Grapefruit is amazing... as long as you...
Friday the 13th Afternoon Links (Part Two for 2026)
We're right back to Friday the 13th, for those who celebrate. In (relatively) local news, STEVE SMITH is being reported in Ohio. I'll guess it's a rogue hippy or melonhead. Won't someone please think of the teachers and administrators? This week I learned there was a...
Pre-Mother’s Day Friday Afternoon Links
Still waiting for spring to spring here, and Ohio On Tap week begins, but let's get to the links. For those who want to go full Midwestern drunk. The publishers are just taunting aren't they? Oh, I remember when this would be considered malicious. I preferred Might...
HR is the Worst
Worse than Nikki?
What Are We Reading 2025 March
LCDR Fish Working through more naval history books recently - easier to read...
Defeathering Big Bird
*Buzzzzzzzzzzzzz* *Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzz* How long has it been? It couldn’t be...
Final February Friday Afternoon Links
Welcome to the last Friday links of the month, I'm sure you're all wondering...
An Odd Job
No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die! This is my review of Alesmith Speedway Grand...
Another Grey February Friday Afternoon Links
I may have made a grave mistake. Sunday the girlfriend and I are going to...
Then There’s This Asshole
The best part is the wailing. This is my review of Karl Strauss Brewing Wreck...
Forget the Flowers Friday Afternoon links
Welcome to the end of the week (and for some reason, a three day weekend for...
Resistance is Futile
For whatever reason when I began to invest money in the stock market, I often...
First February Friday Afternoon Links
Let's get things kicked off for February. There's the annual visit of the...
Frozen Dick Storm
I swear everyone at work just wanted to talk about the weather this week,...
All We Got is One Goddamn Hit?
I told my youngest the heartbreaking news from earlier this week and he...
Requiem for a Peanut Farmer
I thought about blowing this one off but I remembered I wrote one for Mikhail...
Proper Proportions of Pizza
Finally! I get to write about what I really want! Okay fine, nobody was going...





