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Still Frigid Friday Afternoon Links
The squirrels are trying to warm their nuts, but the lights are LED and won't generate the heat they want. I too frequently forget about my free Epic library. What could possibly go wrong? For me, the first game was short and did not have the promised depth of FO:NV....
Stoic Friday CXL
To those who are vexed at being pitied Part III
Friday Morning Links
Here’s to you. Now enjoy…the links!
Black Dynamite
There are a number of posters out there for Black Dynamite, all of them are great. This is my favorite. Black Dynamite (On XUMO) Quote honestly I had forgotten this Monday was a new official holiday for my company, so I was unprepared for the additional leisure time....
Thursday Afternoon Links
FAFO REPORT, MINNESOTA CHURCH INVASION EDITION: Proving that she's not completely worthless, AG Pam Bondi announces two arrests in connection with the invasion of Cities Church in St Paul, MN. Notice how CBS refers to them as "community leaders." They were arrested...
Moving to Santa Fe
Oh Oh, (New) Mexico.
Report from the Derp Mines
On the Inauguration Day afternoon links, it was remarked that it seemed like...
Prince of the North Tower – Chapter 33
I didn't want to go to Stirnberg, but it seemed like I was out of options. I...
IFLA: The “Upcoming Birthday” Edition ofthe Horoscope for the Week of Jan 26
For those of you wondering where the Lily vids are, he're a couple things...
Frozen Dick Storm
I swear everyone at work just wanted to talk about the weather this week,...
Burns Night Friday Links
The girlfriend was interested in going to the Burns Night festivities, until...
Stoic Friday XCVII
Last Week Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman Emperor...
Operation: Kick Ass
Operation Kick Ass You'll never actually find anything on this if you look up...
Americans Unsure If CEO Murder Bad
NEW YORK - "I've never any seen anything quite like it, not even during the...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 46
To quote the prophet Mike Judge, "... And there was a time in this country, a...
Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – I thought about you while the radio played
Trump Brings Back 'Diet Coke Button' At The Oval Office. As Donald Trump...
The Death of the Family
It will shock no one for me to say that the modern American family is an...
Prince of the North Tower – Chapter 32
Buying support from a skrael family was not difficult given the amount of...
IFLA: The “Fatass” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of January 19
The particular fatass in question is Jupiter retrograde who manages to get his...
All We Got is One Goddamn Hit?
I told my youngest the heartbreaking news from earlier this week and he...
Pre-Inauguration Friday Afternoon Links
The year is officially here now, as I adjust to getting MLK Jr. day off of...
Stoic Friday XCVI
Last Week Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman Emperor...
Lesbian Vampire Killers
Lesbian Vampire Killers I am in the short-term rental, waiting for stately RJ...
Mystery Box
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Thursday Morning Plug and Play Links
Banjos and Sloopy are out today, so The Old Guy steps in. Planning Board and Board of Trustees for the Gulch are having a joint meeting tonight to discuss our latest controversy: short term rentals (e.g., VRBO, AirBnB), how to zone and regulate. I suspect you know where I come out on this... But I'm running for office, so I have...
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Dunham – 15
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
Outlaw of the Jungle
In a distant land, there were never any people, and so the animals developed differently. The country, called the Animal Kingdom, was divided into two nations: the Carnivore Dictatorship and the Herbivore Republic. Each side chose leaders once a year. The carnivores...
The Crider Chronicles: Forest – Part III
Two Armstrong City, Luna “Andrea, don’t just stand there. The checked bags have gone on ahead. There’s no turning back now. Jenny, have you got your stuff? Let’s go!” Paul Aggruder was more than ready to leave the Moon’s gypsum mining colony. Three years they had...
Prince of the North Tower – Chapter 39
Prince Kord preferred the book to the blade, but studied both diligently. When what looked like a minor incursion of goblins into his family’s lands turned out to be more serious, he was sent to fetch aid. Frustrated playing messenger, Kord is tempted by the opportunity to leave his obligations behind and study magic. When his uncle and foster father are caught in a trap, Kord needs an army to rescue them – only everyone else is busy fighting their own wars.
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 136
“Facebook?” the hair asked. “Of course,” the hat replied. “CNN?” “Yes,...
The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: Hillary and Chelsea
Hillary’s stomach rumbled and she growled, “I hunger,” in the dark...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 135
“You’ve got to stop tweeting,” the hair said. The air in the Oval...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 21: Enemies
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The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: Impeachment
“Impeachment,” Hillary said, gently drawing a shaking claw down his...
The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: Cory and Beto
“Oh, God, I’m taking your AR-57!” Beto cried out as Cory rammed into...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 134
“IM-PEACH-MENT?!?” Donald yelled from the Presidential Shitter. “Oh,...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 133
"I learned a lot. And I learned that it makes a difference. This was...
The Hair and The Hair: Episode 132
“You can’t fire me!” John Bolton’s mustache roared. “You’re out, Bolton!” the...
The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: The Squad
whispers bubble up from nothingness “Straight pride parade? Like,...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 20: The Brand
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The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: Bernie and Liz
What's So 'Off-Putting' About Elizabeth Warren? “From each according to...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 131
Trump wants to buy Greenland. Only one-third of Americans would be willing to...
Food & Drink
We like to eat, ok?
What’s The Symbology Here?
I’m getting tired of defending the Nazis
Happy Diwali
The best pseudo holiday, ever!
No Zion Lion
I am not going to talk about dead kids. I am not going to talk about dead kids. I am not going to talk about dead kids. This is my review of Young Lion Brewing Co Hey ey ey ey Helles: So I will instead talk about weak ass communists. The news everyone’s favorite...
Hunting Former Yugos
Why learn all the new countries names?
Requiem for Big Bird
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Cocktails 101
Let’s start with a definition. A cocktail is a combination of four...
The Mother Sauces
A sauce is a liquid that has been thickened and flavored. The right sauce can...
I Got Nothin’
I guess we got that Earth-Shattering Kaboom I was asking about a few weeks...
SP’s Small-Scale Hydroponic Gardening Guide, pt 1
Background When I was a kid, my entire extended family had huge traditional...
Worst Year Ever
In fifth grade I was given an assignment by my teacher to do a book report on...
Glibertarian Cocktail Experiment – The Fruit Sushi
SugarFree and I had a discussion a while back about what sort of cocktail a...
Moral Paradox Crumple Zones
Growing up as Americans, we always hear about a holiday that occurs in...
A wood-working Christmas
This is a tale in three parts. It starts with a tree, has an interlude with...
Hello My Name is Dr. Greenthumb
My company is giving away annual awards so I could either pay attention to the...
Sauerkraut
As a kid, I loved the sauerkraut my aunt made. Once I was an adult and out on...
Be of Good Cheer
A certain pall of despair has descended over Glibs and, really, society as a...
Terms of Service
You have to at least give me some credit for truing to find different things...
Recipe: Brownie Bites
Lately I've found a new way to get my chocolate fix. Since being mostly...