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Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – shaking like tremolo
Shocking.
The Hat and The Hair 47: Episode 34
Dream a little dream…
Wednesday Morning Links
Good morning one and all to another amazing day! The birds are chirping!. The sun is shining. And the government is still shut down!
It’s a Cruel, Cruel Web
Get off my lawn! This is going to be one of those articles where I rant about how things used to be so much better. The old heads here will all nod along with me and the kidz will all wonder what the heck I am talking about. In the days of Yore, the web was a...
¡Martes por la tarde, enalces mexicanos!
Captain’s Log
Another Fair Shake
Wherein UnCivil does more uncivil reviewing
¡Hombres que no hablan una palabra de español!
Upon the dreaded realization mail in ballots were sent this week, I now get to...
Friday links of Horror.
As I mentioned, I live in a neighborhood where quite a few people get very...
Stoic Friday LXXXIV
Last Week Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman Emperor...
Cemetery Man
Look at that tag line. There was a real attempt to sell this motion picture to...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 33
Trump got COVID and kind of sort of started to not be cucked by Fauci, but it...
Hurricane Debrief
Lessons Learned What I Did Right Paid attention to the weather many days in...
Prince of the North Tower – Chapter 17
While the barge didn't rock as much as the Churl's Chore had, the walkway was...
IFLA: “The Disorderly Skies” Edition of the horoscope for the week of October 6
This week we'll talk about things that may or may not actually happen,...
The Ultimate October Surprise
We’re entering this disturbing hellscape where Donald Trump is the Antichrist....
Happy Little Bunnies
Happy Little Bunnies Well, it's October, and time to start prepping for...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 32
We're still stuck in the COVID days in this re-run cycle. Also, my audio shit...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 204
“More, more,” Donald said, feeding J. D. another hunk of raw alligator meat....
AMST-2
In my Introductory post to this series, I promised I would “…explain the...
That wasn’t Keri Russel?
THE FOLLOWING TRANSMISSION IS CLASSIFIED. DO NOT LEAVE THIS IN THE GARAGE. DO...
Monday Morning Oatmeal Cookie Links
Recently your editorial staff got into a heated debate about oatmeal cookies....
Prince of the North Tower – Chapter 16
I woke to the crackle and hiss of wet wood on fire. The warmth washing over my...
IFLA: The “In the Balance” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of September 29
Solo walks are much less exercise than walks with friends Greetings! At this...
Mystery Box
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Save the Manatees
It would appear I was called out last week: All fair criticism. I was saving that one since March, when the weather doesn't make me wish to grab a case of White Claws. So Lackadaisical, Chafed…this is for you. This is my review of the Original Budweiser: Curiously, being called out is something of a theme for me this week....
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Prince of the North Tower – Chapter 28
Prince Kord preferred the book to the blade, but studied both diligently. When what looked like a minor incursion of goblins into his family’s lands turned out to be more serious, he was sent to fetch aid. Frustrated playing messenger, Kord is tempted by the opportunity to leave his obligations behind and study magic. When his uncle and foster father are caught in a trap, Kord needs an army to rescue them – only everyone else is busy fighting their own wars.
Dunham – 4
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
I, Soldier – part 36
Part 36.
Barrett’s Privateers – Throwing Stones X
Ten Barrett and her crew followed Gomp, who was tracking the pod of the Hive that had taken Amole and his men. The creatures had made no effort to cover their tracks, and when one group, then another, fell in alongside Barrett’s party and made no move to interfere...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 129
Marianne Williamson had a big night in the Democratic debate. Here are 7...
The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: Julián Castro
Julián Castro Earns Acclaim For Including Trans Community In Impassioned Call...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 128
Trump triples down on his controversial tweets about 'The Squad.' Here's what...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 127
"These are the best sports stars we have?” the hat asked too loudly. “A...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 126
“Planes!” hollered Donald. “And tanks and fancy troops doing fancy...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 18: Thermopylae
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The Hat and The Hair: Episode 125
“What the hell?” the hair asked loudly. “She just said… she just...
The Cap and The Wig: Act CXXIV
THE TRAGEDY OF GOODE KING DONALD DRAMATIS PERSONÆ King Donald Embattled...
The Hat and The Hat: Episode 123
“He turned himself red,” the hat said tightly. “It’s all over the...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 122
In UK trip, Trump’s not-so-special relationship with Theresa May is on display...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 17: MAGA Country
Merch Patreon Twitter Youtube I just wanted to say, it's been just over a year...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 121
Hope Hicks Left the White House. Now She Must Decide Whether to Talk to...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 120
As States Race to Limit Abortions, Alabama Goes Further, Seeking to Outlaw...
Food & Drink
We like to eat, ok?
Time to Garden
For me the garden provides therapy as well as food.
When I Start To Complain When There’s No Rain
And all I can do is read a book to stay awake
And it rips my life away cause its a great escape
Its an Abomination
We may need a “shitpost” option
Slonking Eggs: Redux
I had to do it
Le Grande Crock Pot
Why do these people have to do this? Make me defend this broad. That’s right, I said “BROAD.” Now its time for Sammy to sing the next musical number. This is my review of North Coast Brewery Brother Thelonius Belgian Abbey Ale: President Harris recently went on a...
Medieval Hypoxic Shock
Last Tuesday I drank a Bang before I went to the gym. Studies suggest,...
Streaming Jailbait
I wanted to talk about this courageous act of free expression. Are we talking...
Compulsory Yiffing
This week Joe Arpaio, formerly the Maricopa County Sheriff, accepted a...
Somebody Poisoned the Water Hole!
Once upon a time at basic training. I was folding underwear with another guy...
Warp Speed Mr. Sulu
It is beginning to Look like if anything will come about this Epoch of...
So What’s the Real Image of Put-In-Bay?
As many have commented already, Put-In-Bay is known for heavy drinking,...
…But its a Dry Heat
A relative handed me a small pepper a few months ago. She was very excited...
An Easy Hack
In light of events that may or may not have lead to a number of people here...
Romanian Food: cozonac
Hello and welcome to the next installment of recipes from the fine cuisine of...
Allamakee County Chronicles XX – Scrap!
Note: A preview from my upcoming autobiography, Life’s Too Short to Smoke...
You Can Go Where in Lake Erie?
With every other vacation getting cancelled, I got to take the girlfriend to a...
High Treason Day: Update
In a previous article, I discussed a lawsuit between an owner of a Scottsdale...
Search the Truck, but Not the Can
Foreword: A lot has happened over the last week. I want to thank everyone...