Once again, if there is hope in the future of Earth it lies only in leaving it. This is my review of Lucky Hare Brewing London Gentleman ESB: As humanity tops the windswept heights with easy grace and trods the high untrespassed sanctity of space, its may help if they...
We ate the squirrels. They’re tasty little bastards.
First they came for the stodgy comedians... …but I did not speak out because this is my review of Dark Sky Brewing Office Supplies Hazy IPA: What? I have better shit to do than worry about Jimmy Kimmel. I have an Office Space themed IPA to review. Okay fine. This...
POW. Right in the kisser!
Its not really the end of the world.
Since the arms race to employ the most Orwellian way to vaccinate scores of the population that refuses to get it is currently underway, perhaps someone can throw out an alternative approach? This is my review of Goose Hate Birds: the Birds that Hate Island 312...
Zoom Coworker: “You would think Americans would be better at [Olympic] boxing.” Me: ”We are, its just that boxing sucks if you’re the fighter but it sucks so much less when you get paid.” I don’t know why that story from yesterday is relevant. Have some links!...
Fun fact: The Zodiac Killer predicted the murder of everyone he murdered.
Another Saturday where I ask myself, “How does the Old Man get up at 4am to give you links fresher than the bagels at that place he says sucks. And I’m all, “Meh, he just hated everything here.” Except that one place…well not anymore. Infamous birthdays for today...
Disappointing result for Mexicans over the weekend.
We can all agree on that, right?
OMWC is unable to complete his Saturday morning links, so I am filling in. Okay how does he normally do this? Infamous birthdays include a guy that screwed ships both ways. A guy eventually responsible for Martha Stewart. Another that enjoyed cat and mouse...
Vollyball. Always appropriate.
In case you don’t know the reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee35JREPX3g
You thought I would be late I presume? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ That I don’t know when its scheduled is what makes it so exciting.
I don’t care. Given they keep stealing our jokes, I am going to fact check a Babylon Bee article. This is my review of New Belgium Fat Tire (I seriously haven’t review Fat Tire): The claim: Eating soap as a child leads to having a taste for IPA. The facts: IPA...
¡Buenos diás gliberinos! Already got a Mexican links this week? Yeah…lets see what else is going on… We can’t let our guard down now, or the terrorists will win people will die. Prediction: It will not quite make it. Please note I want to be wrong. Damn....
I realize you probably all know about this, in fact you probably discussed this ad naseum. I don’t care, I just wanted to post this delightful picture. Its like…I hate that guy. They really aren’t sending their best. Trying to jump the fence in July is...
I don’t have it.
Bah!
Mmmm. Seltzer.
Carrying a large tray of food yesterday, I walk to the car and see a dollar bill folded neatly in the middle of the street. I put my food in the car and return back to investigate figuring someone dropped $1 and I got lucky. No…someone dropped $100 and the next...
This one time I showed a group of libertarians a Junghans Max Bill without mentioning the history of the design. Their response was epic “Its awful.” “Ew. No.” “Its just so milquetoast.” “It looks like the clock you see outside a fucking courtroom.”
Last Saturday I attended a Diamondbacks game. Sure, I’ll pause for laughter. Done? Good. I bring it up because Saturday was June 19th, and they had national anthem antics in that they sang “Lift Every Voice and Sing” before the ”Star Spangled Banner”. It sounds...
I would title it Hero’s Duty, but thats too obvious toilet humor.