With our wine license in hand and a deep stock of delicious bottles behind the bar, we're ready for old ladies getting sloshed and starting bar fights. My list has stereotypical female pleasers like Prosecco and pink Champagne. Prime remains a steadfast dry red wine...
I had a whole story ready to go about a giant (6'7", 380 lb) tard nicknamed Smokey that I was tasked with bouncing from the café. Including the artwork, which I won't waste. But I'm not in the mood to tell my tale, given the loss of a woman who was a friend IRL and...
The biggest day of the year in Glibs Gulch is not Christmas or Thanksgiving or July 4th. Nope, it's Hot Dog Day, a celebration that has caught on elsewhere. Typically, we piss off the organizers by going our own way on branding, merch, and not paying them a fee for...
We made a decision to make money from the vices endemic to college students. Which will not slow Links down.
Being around students alternately makes me feel young and old. Links age me even more.
Wait, isn’t this supposed to be SugarFree Wednesday? Surprise!
I’m channeling Hugh Hefner, if Hef had surrounded himself with geriatrics. Anyway… Links.
As I stare at a pile of shit on the kitchen floor, I’m starting to wonder about my life choices. While I do, here’s some Links to discuss.
Remember the running joke in Repo Man with all the generic products? Hello, Otto! Here’s Links.
Inflation is universal and we are besieged by examples. This provides fodder for Links.
I have my ups and my downs. Today is a down, but Links can always cheer me… wait, no, it’s the opposite. Never mind.
I managed to step on a landmine of academic politics. Shrapnel and my scattered flesh. But nonetheless, there’s still Links today.
Pussies here are all scared of a little cold and ice. I keep toasty warm by cranking out Links.
Brevity is oft the soul of wit. Links are oft the toilet of my imagination.
I'm normally a pretty cheerful person, but today I'm not. Soutine captures my mood. Sorry, I like doing the funny little slice of life, I'm just not feeling funny. I guess I can celebrate birthdays, including that of the greatest of the Founding Fathers, the shithead...
Life on campus takes some odd turns. Then again, Links can be pretty odd. Come in and find out for yourself.
I spent most of yesterday working on recycling. The spirit continues, but these are actually virgin Links.
I do love me a challenge. And Links.
Nothing interesting is happening to me. It’s the middle of the month. There ya go. Links.
I may be pregnant. Links are safe, though.
In which the Old Man starts his work training in Safe Spaces. This episode: Queer Vocabulary.
Look on the back of my neck for a leaf. And the husk of my pod.
It’s been a long time since someone called me “Pal.” And after these links, it may be a lot longer.
Not my usual, but sometimes it needs to be done.
Thank Yahweh 2022 is over. Now we have a fresh, clean new year to fuck up. Here’s some Links to set the tone.