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Thursday Morning Links
Good morning one and all to another beautiful day!
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 61
Balloons, how the fuck do they work?
Artificially Sweet Open Post
SugarFree is... otherwise engaged right now... so we present an open post for your commenting pleasure.
The Hat and The Hair 47: Episode 21
“We’re at war, we’re at war!” the hat squealed happily. He made whooshing jet plane noises for a full thirty seconds. “This is not a good thing,” the hair said. “Since when did you get all bleeding heart fag about it?” “I’ve told you before, I’m an isolationist.” “And...
Wednesday Morning Links
Better luck next year, Canada. Florida kept the Stanley Cup in the US for the 32nd year un a row. The EPL schedule for next year just got released. I thought it was joke at first, but this is apparently real. No, not the bet. I knew that was real. In fact, it was just...
Plausible Reasoning 9
Not a bad job by AI-imagebot given my lengthy prompt I. A PostScript on Medical Diagnosticism and Math-Mal.1 My favorite story that encapsulates what’s wrong with modern medical diagnosticism comes from a friend’s childhood, circa the mid-1960s. Evidently the family...
The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: Hillary and Huma
Huma lay across Hillary and sighed as her lover rippled and writhed...
Chapter 17: Science Intervenes and Project Badger Surfaces
A study was conducted on 8,195 British Gulf War-era veterans. The British,...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 139
“Mr. President! Mr. President!” the reporter called. “You’ll have to...
Chapter 16: Guard Pilots Quit
While many factors can influence an individual’s decision to leave the...
The Hat and The Hair Expanded Universe: Bernie and Sandy
“Your breasts are a common good,” Bernie said, never breaking eye...
Chapter 15 – The Stay
“Well, if they’re going to issue the stay at all, now would be a good time! I...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 138
“Beto is out! He’s out of the primary race!” the hat crowed. He farted...
Chapter 14 – Secretary Cohen’s “Four Points”
In December of 1997, the anthrax vaccine manufacturer was shut down and could...
Subaru Horror Theater, Vol. 11: Old Friends
One Week “Backyard,” I bark. “Backyard, backyard.” The gate bangs...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 22: The Gay Blade
PATREON SHILL REDBUBBLE SHILL CAFEPRESS SHILL YOUTUBE SHILL ...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 137
“Nothing is ever good enough for these fuckers, you know?” the hat...
Chapter 13 – Defense Delay and Praying for a Stay
I sent out the judge’s ruling in Corporal Stonewall’s case to a list of people...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 136
“Facebook?” the hair asked. “Of course,” the hat replied. “CNN?” “Yes,...
Chapter 12: The DoD “Evolves” on the Anthrax Vaccine
Mary PENDERGAST (FDA): As I indicated to you, it was not the type or quantity...
The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: Hillary and Chelsea
Hillary’s stomach rumbled and she growled, “I hunger,” in the dark...
Chapter 11: United States v. Stonewall, July 2000
“Are you ready?’ Justin and I collected our paperwork. I had defended Marines...
THE CONTINUING AWESOME ADVENTURES OF SECRET NAZI PRESIDENT!!11!1! – Vol 39: Joey B; Sexy Syria; Lizzie Dub
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Week Before Thanksgiving Friday Afternoon Links
Well, I hope travel and meal plans have been made, as next week is the feasting holiday of Thanksgiving (sorry non-US people, you really are second class). But no one cares about that, or your fantasy football team. *sigh* Adding insult to the performance this past Sunday... In local news, I feel the punishment fits here, and...
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Food & Drink
We like to eat, ok?
Racing Dolls
Yes, this is one of those stream of consciousness posts I throw up when I am trying to avoid the elephant in the room.
Birds Aren’t Real
They’re not. They’re recharging themselves on high voltage overhead wires right now.
Sunk Cost Double Play
I’m about to rationalize negative ROI.
Friday of power, internet, and cleaning out the fridge.
Back into the groove, being able to type on a keyboard and everything.
Cocktails That I Like
I like to drink, do you like to drink?
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