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GlibFlick Halloween Double Feature!
GlibFlick remains your best entertainment value, as you don’t have to spend a dime to watch it. Only bum fights give you more entertainment for free.
Thursday Afternoon Links
THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED: Larry Richardson appeared to be an early-career mathematician with potential. According to Google Scholar, he’d authored a dozen papers on topics ranging from complex algebras to the structure of mathematical objects, racking up more than 130...
Concrete Counter – A Slight Return
Hard work.
Thursday Morning Links
Good morning one and to another beautiful day! And yes, the government is still shutdown.
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Ep 93 – The Grave Digger
The East Wing of the White House is the most Historic wing! I cried when it got torn down! I was on my period.
Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – Shine Like Thunder
Ex-White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre left Democratic Party, publisher of her book says “Until January 20, I was responsible for speaking on behalf of the President of the United States,” Jean-Pierre, the first Black woman and openly gay person to hold the...
Paperwork Paperwork
This is a dispatch from the People's Democratic Republic of New York. The...
Mayhem
"To be civilized is to restrain the ability to commit mayhem.To be incapable...
Prince of the North Tower – Chapter 40
Marcelene was grinning as she spotted me. "Did you see?" she asked, bubbling...
IFLA: The “Yeah, That Thing” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of March16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAg1r6zw7Bg You may recall that last week I...
Provincial Trade War
In light of the latest trade war news now starting to affect me...
Second Fish Fry-Day of Lent Afternoon Links
The girlfriend and I survived our first tiki weekender (as many people...
Stoic Friday CIV
Jump to Comments Part I Part II Part III Part IV Part V Part VI Part VII...
Deadlier Than the Male
Deadlier Than the Male Bulldog Drummond was revitalized in the 60s to be a...
The Return of Sear it and Beer it
Just in time for St. Patrick's Day! My friends Tom and Alan bring back Sear It...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 51
Remember the time the Easter Bunny corralled a wandering Joe Biden to get him...
Lady Gaga Returns to Her Home Planet
In a beet field on the outskirts of Freehold, Iowa, thousands of well-wishers...
A Penny For Your Thoughts
If you’re invested in the thoughts market you might want to hold.[1] I like to...
Monday Afternoon Links
OK, I am not that wound up. Work is kicking into high gear - Our Swiss masters...
Prince of the North Tower – Chapter 39
I'm not sure if Marcelene ever got around to talking about her idea, as our...
IFLA: The “___” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of March 9
This has been kind of a terrible week for my bullshitting creative...
Augusto Did Nothing Wrong
We’re in one of those odd circumstances where somewhere in the government,...
First Fish Fry-day of Lent.
It's that time of year, every VFW, American Legion, Rotary, Kiwanis, church,...
Mystery Box
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Freedom of Speech on College Campuses
The Foundation for Individual Rights in Education (FIRE) recently released their College Free Speech Rankings for the 2022-2023 academic year. They conducted a survey of 44,847 students enrolled in 208 four-year universities across the U.S., and considered many aspects of what constitutes a free-speech culture. They asked about...
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The Crider Chronicles: Forest – Part X
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Dunham – 21
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
The Crider Chronicles: Forest – Part IX
Part 9
Dunham – 20
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
Classy Christmas to All
The Classiest! The Best! Christmas Wishes from Donald, the Hat, the Hair and...
Joemala: Episode 52
She comes in and I swallow a growl. I want to shit in her shoes. But I have a...
Joemala: Episode 51
“So this is Kentucky?” Joe asked Finnegan as she maneuvered him through...
Joemala: Episode 50
“Who is leaking information out of this office?” Kamala demanded,...
Joemala: Episode 49
“Hold still!” Finnegan said sharply. “I don’t wanna ‘nother shot!’ Joe...
Joemala: Episode 48
“I can feel it! I CAN FEEL THE POWER!” Kamala screamed, as the skies...
Joemala: Episode 47
“I p-p-p-pass an infrastructure bill and still no one likes me,” Hunter...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 46: Low Hanging Fruit
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The Pants and The Teeth: Episode One
“Why do you shit in me, Joe?” Joe’s pants asked. “Haven’t I always been...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 44: Save The Whales
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Joemala: Episode 46
Jen’s fingers slithered through Ukpi’s labia, seeking, seeking, seeking...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 187
“Subpeona me, motherfuckers!” the hat drunkenly yelled at the...
Joemala: Episode 45
“I am being made fun of!” Kamala screamed into the phone. “No one makes...
Food & Drink
We like to eat, ok?
Summer cocktails – Frozen drinks in an ice cream maker
With the weather warming up (in most places at least), it’s time to shift focus to drinks to help beat the heat.
Ronald McDonald After Dark
Apparently, old Ronnie is into McKink
I Value the Arrow for its Swiftness
Part 1: I’m not nearly as noble as Tolkien, apparently….Here’s Miss Kansas!
Military Housing Projects
Do not share with your battle buddy.
Don’t Forget Mother’s Day Friday Afternoon Links
McDonald’s has really gone downhill.
How to Store All Your Eggs in One Basket
Several months ago, somebody here posted a suggestion to purchase a particular...
Nobody Likes You Because Your Dangerous
Perusing my photos a few weeks ago I realized something: I drink a lot of...
COSC Certified Hedging: Rewind
Yeah fine I might be phoning it in. I went on a short trip with my family,...
Glib Glub
Hipsters. It's gotten to where I look up any quick recipe for a drink and I...
Cringe Rap Ads
I thought I was going to have another tough week to find something silly. Then...
Choking on a Phone Chord
Huh. A search for this image brought me this link to a Florida Man who...
The Best Thing Since Chuck Norris
By special request…*cough* Yusef *cought* This is my review of Natural Light:...
Salty, Salty Tears
We were promised a whole lot of winning, and this week there’s plenty of it....
What’s your recipe?
Back when I lived in New Orleans[2] my friends and I would periodically go...
Millennials discover the joy of Bush
Of all the things that happened this week, there’s just too much to ignore and...
St. Ambrose Meadery
Another Sunday, another day trip to a new course. Today we had NickO, Shawn...
Save the Manatees
It would appear I was called out last week: All fair criticism. I was saving...
The One to Rule Them All
The bill that everyone was waiting on was released to the public on Wednesday....




