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The LA Riots – A Modest Proposal
I have been thinking of how the federal government should handle the response to the situation in Los Angeles. I believe that it goes without saying that the mostly peaceful protestors are spoiling for a fight, publicly proclaiming that the feds should stop ICE raids,...
Thursday Morning Links
Good morning one and all to another magical day as the government is still shutdown!
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun 75
Are you ready for the Fallout?
Wednesday Afternoon AI Links – SugarFree Is Now AI. Boop. Beep.
If you are on X and you aren't using this to troll Will Stancil, you need to get on-board the womp womp train. Since stories about me hurting myself are so popular... In 5th grade, a kid on the bus asked me for a piece of notebook paper. The loose piece in my backpack...
Warty Hugeman and the Phineas Pheromone Plan
There lived in a town most hideousA man by the name of PhineasHis pheromones were so fearsomeThey drew all the ladies, even the winsomeTo accept the root and seed of PhineasWho was a loathsome man, so perfidiousHe left them gibbering and dumbAnd always, always quite...
Wednesday Morning Links
The links do be like that, Mr Stancil.
Americans Unsure If CEO Murder Bad
NEW YORK - "I've never any seen anything quite like it, not even during the...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 46
To quote the prophet Mike Judge, "... And there was a time in this country, a...
Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – I thought about you while the radio played
Trump Brings Back 'Diet Coke Button' At The Oval Office. As Donald Trump...
The Death of the Family
It will shock no one for me to say that the modern American family is an...
Prince of the North Tower – Chapter 32
Buying support from a skrael family was not difficult given the amount of...
IFLA: The “Fatass” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of January 19
The particular fatass in question is Jupiter retrograde who manages to get his...
All We Got is One Goddamn Hit?
I told my youngest the heartbreaking news from earlier this week and he...
Pre-Inauguration Friday Afternoon Links
The year is officially here now, as I adjust to getting MLK Jr. day off of...
Stoic Friday XCVI
Last Week Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman Emperor...
Lesbian Vampire Killers
Lesbian Vampire Killers I am in the short-term rental, waiting for stately RJ...
Thursday Afternoon Space-Heavy Links
EVERYTHING YOU WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT BLACK MARKET MOON ROCKS: Our journey...
How To Download Video From The Internet
In one easy lesson and two hard lessons. My video watching habit is highly...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 45
This is one of my favorite episodes. I got to use a joke I thought up in High...
AMST 12
Not Today, Satan! Shortly after Squire’s crash, our squadron got tasked...
Prince of the North Tower – Chapter 31
The bleeding tear started at Lothar's right hip and ran partway down the...
IFLA: The “Rush Job” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of January 12
Obvious choice is obvious. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4Q6n8yPzmw A...
Requiem for a Peanut Farmer
I thought about blowing this one off but I remembered I wrote one for Mikhail...
Mystery Box
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You guys are the best. Really, now fuck off, Tulpa. This is my review of Pipeworks Brewing Hey, Careful Man, There’s a Beverage Here!: It has been argued by people that want to exterminate multiple oil and gas producing nations by direct and indirect military action, that internet anonymity is the devil. While Nimrata the...
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Dunham – 14B
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
The Crider Chronicles: Forest – Part II
Part 2.
Prince of the North Tower – Chapter 38
Prince Kord preferred the book to the blade, but studied both diligently. When what looked like a minor incursion of goblins into his family’s lands turned out to be more serious, he was sent to fetch aid. Frustrated playing messenger, Kord is tempted by the opportunity to leave his obligations behind and study magic. When his uncle and foster father are caught in a trap, Kord needs an army to rescue them – only everyone else is busy fighting their own wars.
Dunham – 14A
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 35: All Ye Faithful
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The Hat and The Hair: Episode 179
We find the hat on the Resolute desk looking glum. Outside, the wind is...
The Hat and The Hair Expanded Universe: Kamala’s transition office
Astra looked over Kamala’s schedule for the day and sighed. The three sports...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 178
“Look what they did to my boy,” Donald wailed. “Look what they did to my...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 177
“You should be packing, Donald,” the hair said, flipped over on his...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 34: Dominion
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The Hat and The Hair: Episode 176
“It’s starting,” the hat said grimly. “What’s starting?” the hair asked. He...
Artist’s Rendering
I came across this fellow on the internet, an artist of some sort. I don’t...
The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: Joe and Kamala
“I gots the COVIDs,” Joe said, sweating under a pile of blankets, in...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 175
“I will never concede,” Donald said from under his desk. “I will never...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 174
“I knew they would steal it from me,” Donald fumed. “I knew it.” “They...
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You bring the fire axe down on the padlock of the rolling door as hard as you...
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Alone now in the wilds of suburban Connecticut, you ditch your weapons and...
Food & Drink
We like to eat, ok?
You are the A**hole
Yes. You.
Hunting Former Yugos
Why learn all the new countries names?
The Hatchery
The easiest place to catch trout.
RJ Drinks the Bone Marrow
Wait, what now? A story in which our intrepid characters sample a bone marrow whiskey luge.
Friday the 13th Links – Part 2
Yep, I'm back. I'm not sure what bias this is, but my experience (and that of those I know) does not match this. This. This is being a role model. The local clown show continues. I was approached by some people looking for signatures on the recall petition last...
Improve your toilet with Mi[Ball]Caucs
This one has been a long time coming so we’ll get right to it. This is my...
Thundercats, HOOOOO
The culture war took an…entertaining turn this week. This is my review of...
New Uniforms
A lot going on these days between people that want to impose their will on...
Suggestions for the Well-Dressed Orphan III
Its that time of year! The time where I will happily greet people and their...
What to do with Sauerkraut
Back in December 2020, I showed you how easy it is to make your own...
Muffin Tops
Okay Seinfeld fans. We’ll talk about an episode of Seinfeld, since society...
Hot Sauce Revisited
Last December I explained how to make a fermented hot sauce. I thought I...
A market in Romania
During the summer and autumn months, I do my vegetable shopping at a farmer's...
Local Shenanigans
A few things locally were occurring that came up recently. No, not just the...
More Stolen Signs
The hardest interview question I ever got was asking how the VA changed its...
Das Schweitzer Oktoberfest … Teil Zwei
My afternoon was filled with meaningless spreadsheets at work. Catching up on...
Peanut Butter Cookies
I’m not much for chocolate desserts. Given a choice, I always pick something...
I Don’t Get It
You’ve seen them. Smug, silent, ingrates completely convinced of their own...





