I just ate one of these Trader Joe’s butter cookies with guava paste. I normally hate guava but its surprisingly not awful. I need to draw up two reports this morning so that’s as good an intro you get today. ¡Enlaces! This will only work wonders for gas prices. Judge...
This is why I will never own an FAL. I can’t pull off those shorts.
I woke up to a small dog yapping at thunder followed by another that wished to seek shelter in the space between the wall and my pillow. So I’m up at 0400 now. Hooray insomnia! ¿Por que no escriba enlaces? This fucking guy. His only tool is a plastic hammer. Well...
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Miss Daisy needs to go cyberpunk, or get off my lawn!
I plopped down on the couch not realizing a Chihuahua was under the pile of blankets. Nearly killed the dog, and now I’m going to yell at everyone else in the house who won’t put the goddamn throw blankets away.
I nearly killed the dog…BTW Last post before update! Most likely.
This might be the stupidest front of the culture wars.
I thought I was going to have the afternoon off however… SITE MAINTENANCE SCHEDULED THIS EVENING Please do not contact us in the event you get an error trying to access the site. This is part of a scheduled upgrade to the website that is intended to address some of...
I was going to write a small blurb about this for ¡Enlaces! earlier this week, but as it turns out I had more come to mind than a blurb. Sorrey. This is my review of Brewdog Practise What You Preach: The talk of the alt-right/libertarian/AnCap online infotainment...
I spent the weekend with one of those, “getting old really sucks” attitudes. What happened was on Thursday my youngest had baseball practice so I pushed leg day to Friday. No big deal, except my daughter asked that I go to her soccer game Sunday morning. Which...
I will not sleep until this is normal. Okay, I might not be sleeping well.
One of the more entertaining I came across this weekend aside from my oldest taking an interest in, and binge watching Forged in Fire for the past three days, is this AI. You give it a set up, and it responds back with three possible punchlines. Some of these are...
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It occurred to me my oldest will meet the minimum age required to receive an Arizona learner’s permit in in the next 90 days. I’m actually having more of an issue with the idea he be behind the wheel from the standpoint of overall maturity rather than the fact I am...
“Be still laddie. For shall all be over soon. When the wits of men no longer conquer the evil forthwith upon the precipice upon thine breasts. PRECIPICE…” The chamber suddenly erupted in the sound of Sugarfree vomiting at those words. “No debí haber confiado en ese...
¡Feliz año nueno!
One more time this year…
This one doesn’t have candy.
I attended a holiday banquet on Saturday thrown by my son’s HS band (tromboner). I came across a gentleman from S. America during the cocktail hour. Nice guy. He opened up the conversation by noting we were the darkest people in the room. Originally from Peru, he...
In order for me to properly review this Xmas movie, I afraid I need to warn everyone here this review will be reposted every evening until New Year’s Day.* This is my review of San Tan Lumberjack Oatmeal Amber: Naturally, A Christmas Story takes place in that short...
I need to up my pot roast game. I took a chuck roast and out it in a crock pot. Added organic carrots, and Yukon gold potatoes, fresh parsley, butter, half a Spanish onion, and four cloves of garlic . I even ground fresh peppercorns and kosher salt by hand in a...
*shudders*
Will Ferrel
Saw a position open up last Friday in another state. The fun part about the “Medicaid business” is there are often residency requirements needed to work for a Medicaid contractor. I found one, that is quite a leg up for me and it did not mention such a requirement...
Week two the first time I went through some old movies reviewed a “new classic” so, we’ll do it again this time. This is my review of XII West Brewing Zona Pilsner: Bad Santa begins the way every Billy Bob Thornton movie should begin: with Billy Bob at a bar...
I had one hell of a holiday weekend. Between watching and entertaining a relative with special needs, and watching and entertaining my brother’s friends on account of him getting hitched to a slender blonde girl from Wisconsin. I was beat, and now I am broke. I went...