I have a new employee to break in today. So I am just going to phone in the intro as always… ¡enlaces! In case you needed proof it was all one big club. Given my distaste for most influencers, I imagine the cartel is doing us all a favor. The avocado wars will end for...
“Demoralization”
Not content with the non-stop nationalist soccer tournaments all summer long, they will apparently host yet another game in October between the US and Mexico at the Bird’s Nest. That’s the Cardinals Stadium for those unaware. My uncle was telling me all about it last...
Am I the only on inundated with emails from Rare Breed Triggers? I get they actually did build a better mousetrap. I get they won their lawsuit and I am happy for them… But its like…getting two-three of these a day makes me wonder if clicking will just get me on yet...
Why do these people have to do this? Make me defend this broad. That’s right, I said “BROAD.” Now its time for Sammy to sing the next musical number. This is my review of North Coast Brewery Brother Thelonius Belgian Abbey Ale: President Harris recently went on a...
¿Dónde está la calabaza?
It happens to us all
I never thought I’d order this.
Mooooooooo!
Its Tuesday already? This week is just flying by…
Your toilet will never be the same once you replace it with this ballcock valve.
[insert dry wit here]
Culture warriors, ASSEMBLE!
¡Pues sí! ¡Enlaces mexicanos!
Nobody likes change.
I get to follow the autism article?
Like any decent horror movie, we will continue to keep this up this schtick, otherwise Babylon Bee will steal it.
Four more meetings and I need to make some graphs for a lady in Amityville, NY. The horror. Lets get linking! This guy in The Bahamas would have an easier time if he knew how to swing a hammer. But he did inspire today’s music choice. Mexico would like to know...
No need to suck in your gut, just yet.
¡Vamos a Brandon!
When all else fails just buy some time by throwing it to the courts. We’re going to be stuck wearing these goddamn things forever.
This weekend I was shopping for produce and saw a random guy wearing a maroon beret. Its one of those unfortunate pieces of gear that is either worn correctly, or its a wet sock worn on the head This guy was wearing it correctly, but it was an odd thing to see where...
Yes, more sports ball hijinx.
We’re back.
Oktoberfest!