Its all World Cup, all the time. There’s a soccer game on non-stop for the past two weeks. Is the US playing? No. They don’t play again until tomorrow. I don’t even get Mexico, its normally some cut rate EU country vs. a former French colony in Africa. Every damn TV...
“This is not a sport.” – Sloopy
I learned a new trick. Lets see if it works… If those jumblies are bouncing for you, it works. ¡enlaces! CUSMA? You know, maybe run it by marketing, maybe a few 16 year olds before announcing it first. In a sane world, she would kill the duck and eat it. This isn’t a...
No need to suck in your gut, just yet.
¡Vamos a Brandon!
When all else fails just buy some time by throwing it to the courts. We’re going to be stuck wearing these goddamn things forever.
This weekend I was shopping for produce and saw a random guy wearing a maroon beret. Its one of those unfortunate pieces of gear that is either worn correctly, or its a wet sock worn on the head This guy was wearing it correctly, but it was an odd thing to see where...
Yes, more sports ball hijinx.
We’re back.
Oktoberfest!
You don’t exactly have to leap for joy or anything.
A public service announcement
Lets hit it
I refuse to link to anything Dee Snyder related, on account of Dee Snyder being a cunt.
I don’t know how to say I am dog-sitting, so I will just say I have sat upon the dog.
For $69, Amazon will send you this mini-dick rocket.
This was the moment I became radicalized
POW. Right in the kisser!
Its not really the end of the world.
Since the arms race to employ the most Orwellian way to vaccinate scores of the population that refuses to get it is currently underway, perhaps someone can throw out an alternative approach? This is my review of Goose Hate Birds: the Birds that Hate Island 312...
Zoom Coworker: “You would think Americans would be better at [Olympic] boxing.” Me: ”We are, its just that boxing sucks if you’re the fighter but it sucks so much less when you get paid.” I don’t know why that story from yesterday is relevant. Have some links!...
Fun fact: The Zodiac Killer predicted the murder of everyone he murdered.
Another Saturday where I ask myself, “How does the Old Man get up at 4am to give you links fresher than the bagels at that place he says sucks. And I’m all, “Meh, he just hated everything here.” Except that one place…well not anymore. Infamous birthdays for today...
Disappointing result for Mexicans over the weekend.
We can all agree on that, right?