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Saturday Morning Post-Mardi Gras Links
Keep your fucking beignets, Goy Boy. We got hamantashen. They may have been partying down in NoLa, but at the same time, I kept thinking, "This is a really poor-ass version of Purim." Which it is. Nobody parties like drunk Jews. They sometimes even spend money. So...
Dunham – 58B
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
Third Friday of February Afternoon Links
Well, we're almost done with February. This weekend, the girlfriend and I are going to a brunch event, which last year was unlimited food, Bloody Mary samples (too bad neither of us like Bloody Maries), and two drink tickets for the bar (which did have a decent...
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Friday Morning Links
Ouch! Anyway, here’s the links.
The Man Who Came to Dinner
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IFLA: The “Cattywampus” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of August 24
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Cracking the Bottom of the Barrel
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Another Stoic Friday Clip Show
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How to Kill Monsters
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Thursday Morning Substitute Links
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Random Thoughts IX – Catholic School Edition
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The Ancestor Question
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IFLA: The “Bad Habit” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of August 17
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What Your Talking About is Called, “a Coup”
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Mid-August Friday Afternoon links.
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Dunham – 41B
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
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Dunham – 41A
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 59: Hidden Sins
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Joemala: Episode 94
“Bomb cyclone!” Joe said as he toddled across the white sands of the...
A Glibertarians Christmas Carol
Stave One - Byrd's Ghost Byrd was dead, to begin with. There is no doubt...
Joemala Extended Universe: Adam and Liz
“I am a worm. I am a scab. I am scum,” Adam said, pressing down on his...
Joemala: Episode 93
“You think I don't know how fucking old I am?” Old Joe yelled oldily....
Joemala: Episode 92
“He asked Milo if he wanted to have sex with him,” Hunter said as he...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 58: Lone Wanderer
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Joemala: Episode 91
“You need to branch out, Nicky,” Hunter said through the haze of smoke....
Joemala: Episode 90
“This turkey is delicious,” Joe said. A half-chewed hunk of overcooked...
Joemala Universe Story of the Week
The opening bars of a classic Motown tune, overlayed with polite applause and...
Joemala: Episode 89: The State of Play
“Midterms are coming up,” Joe said as he played in the bath. “Midterms...
Joemala: Episode 88
“WHERE’S NANCY!” Joe screamed. He slammed his hammer down on the...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 57: Nevermore
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Post Christmas Friday Afternoon links
Unlike most years, we've now got two weeks of garbage time at work with these Fridays that are just interrupting a 4 day weekend. It was good to see my family again, the nephews are getting older, and the talk of college has begun. I just support him making his...
I’m in the Dark, Here!
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Final pre-Halloween Friday Afternoon Links
Just a week before Halloween, and then to fight for Thanksgiving in the face of Christmas being everywhere. *sigh* Why? At this point, who is it for? And I'll even defend the most recent reboot as not terrible (unnecessary, but not terrible). If you had any interest...
People Love Their Dry January
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Je Sui Charlie
Is au revoir more appropriate?
Thanksgiving Recipe Time Machine: 2017 Edition
Various contributors came together to make this submission happen back on our...
The Third Rule of Fight Club
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When Your Best Friend Wants to be a Girl
Since I have kids, I see this guy way too often. So sorry, not sorry. This is...
RJ Drinks the Bone Marrow
I met up with Trashy and others a little while ago, and the bar we were...
Why Ask Why?
There comes a time when one must defend the indefensible. This is my review of...
Thank you for taking Johnny Cab
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Killer Boots, Man
Every once in a while something stupid becomes part of the conversation and...
Suggestions for the Well Dressed Orphan: Part VI
Its that time of year, where the staff and I discuss suggestions for your...
Which Way Western Man?
I probably mentioned it here once. During the summer Dana White posted on...
Chariots of Fire
Uhhhhhh. Not again. ”Hello.” I answered. I don’t know how this gag still...
“We Gotta Dooooo Something.”
At first I thought it was Canada descending the fastest into totalitarian...
The Truth is Out There
I can explain it. Those alien mummies? I can explain all of this. This is my...
Tracking Orange Futures
I was torn last week between talking about this or something that was more in...