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WebDom migrated us to a different host last night and it took a while for DNS info to propagate. She’ll have to re-migrate the missing comments and that may take a couple of days since she has baby, husband, business, dogs, a personal life, and (God bless her) OMWC....
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Ep 96 – ICE ICE Baby
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Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – Replusive Alien Hysterics
SPACE KING! In the muscle-bound words of Warty Hugeman: It's Space Balls for Warhammer 40K https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lknNsZgzG1g Giving us this amazing meme: Forensics determine source of liquid sprayed on Rep. Ilhan Omar during town hall MINNEAPOLIS — Hours...
THE RESISTANCE – The Squad: Episode 6
“They sprayed something on me!’ Ilhan said, distressed, changing her hijab. “What was it?” Sandy asked. “Does that really matter?” Rashida replied, helping Ilhan adjust her performative headwear. “I’ve had a lot of stuff sprayed on me, “ Sandy said brightly, “and some...
Wednesday Morning Links
Good morning one and all to another spectacular day! Democrats Plan To Shutdown ICE Funding Has Already Been Foiled Sarsour, Singham network, students vow nationwide anti-ICE shutdown Border Czar Tom Homan Reveals He Met with Walz, Frey: ‘Productive Starting Point’...
Random Thoughts – XIV
Woof.
IFLA: The “She’s Got it” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of March 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4-1ASpdT1Y Yes I know it's not the original....
Defeathering Big Bird
*Buzzzzzzzzzzzzz* *Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzz* How long has it been? It couldn’t be...
Final February Friday Afternoon Links
Welcome to the last Friday links of the month, I'm sure you're all wondering...
Stoic Friday CII
Part I Part II Part III Part IV Part V Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to...
Raw Force
Raw Force What deep dark hole is this? Well, it's the same hole where I found:...
What Would You Say You Do Here?
THIS TRANSMISSION IS CLASSIFIED: TOP G’s ONLY. ARE YOU A TOP G? NO. YOU ARE...
The Hat and The Hair Animated – Ep 85 – Swaddling
https://youtu.be/lefR40a7Pxc?si=bUV9SGCFztkRtUyc Patreon Shill Cafepress Shill...
Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – Hot Tramp, I Love You So
Massive sinkhole swallows car of police officer’s wife – but he shrugs it off...
Confessions of a Middle Age Man in Lycra – 3rd Time a Charm or Strike 3?
Last time I was in Bakersfield for the Rock Cobbler I was broken physically...
Prince of the North Tower – Chapter 37
Armies are expensive. Even when the main fighting force is provided by men...
IFLA: The “Out Like a Fish” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of Feb 23
Lily and Rustic start off the walk February wraps up with a whole lot of...
An Odd Job
No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die! This is my review of Alesmith Speedway Grand...
Another Grey February Friday Afternoon Links
I may have made a grave mistake. Sunday the girlfriend and I are going to...
Stoic Friday CI
Part I Part II Part III Part IV Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think...
Ice Pirates
Ice Pirates When the world is a frozen tundra, what movie should I play? This...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 49
This episode was during the Canadian Trucker's protest. I got make a...
Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – Black History Month
First, the bad news for Black History Month: Doctor Who facing axe as lead...
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Final February Friday ‘Fternoon Finks
The perfect month comes to a close. With that, we get ready to move into March. Going after loot boxes seems a much better complaint than bitching about their cut. The important thing from the Epstein Files: what were they drinking? Pretty sure there's more than one mistake that was made. There are dozens of us! DOZENS! Won't...
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The Crider Chronicles: Forest – Part VIII
Part 8
Dunham – 19
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
The Crider Chronicles: Forest – Part VII
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Dunham – 18
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 158
“They will not cancel my rally,” Donald said. “I will not allow them to cancel...
The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: Chuck and Nancy
“I felsh powaful!” Nancy proclaimed through her lisp and frozen facial muscles...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 157
Scenes from Le charme discret du magnat de l'immobilier “And I thought...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 29: Blue Orgy
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The Hat and The Hair Expanded Universe: Confessions of a Mask
“I will keep you safe, Joe,” the mask whispered into Joe’s ear as they...
The Hat and The Hair Expanded Universe: Building a Better Biden
“We must do it and do it soon!” Hillary slammed her fist on the table,...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 156
“I’m not fat, I’m not fat, I’m the healthiest man alive,” Donald said,...
The Hat Check: May 2020
Fake News is the real plague sweeping the nation, and I'm the cure! ...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 28: Got Milk?
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The Hat and The Hair: Episode 155
Hope moved through the hallways of the White House sinuously, touching no one,...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 154
“You cannot tweet a recipe for Bleach Soufflé!” the hair yelled....
The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: North Korea
“Honored Elder Doctor,” the young doctor said and bowed. “Knock that off,” the...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 153
“Incompetent! They called me incompetent!” Donald fumed. “The entire...
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Friday Afternoon Links
We've made it to November, we're on the downward slide of the year. Change freezes start up, holiday schedules start slowing projects down, and people just plain don't give a shit anymore. But you care not for such musings, you want links and drinks. A bit early, but...
The Easter Bunny or Something
Who the fook is that guy?
Life in the Desert Update
Scrub.
African-American Friday Afternoon Links
The leftovers should be packed away, desserts still sitting around, Advent calendars handed out, and Christmas music is in season. Digital geeks have been around for a long time. Well, I know I wait for the GOTY for Bethesda games to wait for the patches. I would say...
First Friday of August Afternoon Links – Sales Tax Holiday edition.
First, apologies as I will not be around for the comments. So feel free to insert your own [This link intentionally left blank] where you see fit. To start with the big one, yes, there's a sales tax "holiday" here in Ohio. Basically, anything under $500 that's not a...
The Flaming Hot Cheetos Mac n’ Cheese Experiment
SugarFree [13:29pm] jesse.in.mb [13:30pm] That sounds horrible and I want to...
Just Boiling Me Tripe
Strange times are afoot. Between random people dropping dead due to being...
Cult Behavior
Due to circumstances involving a desire to travel out of the country in the...
Friday Night Sear It & Beer It – The Dread Pirate Avocado
https://youtu.be/gY-JD_4YZ60 Side dish time.
Inevitability
Yeah, I’m phoning it in. I requested a day off work during the one week at...
Friday Night Sear It & Beer It – Ribs!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yVtHvr8uMM Only one word need be said......
Selling Vaporware
Because it came up in conversation multiple times over the past week or so it...
Cultural Appropriation in Cocktails – Tiki
As was briefly touched on previously, the glory (and blame) for tiki culture...
Friday Night Sear It & Beer IT – Impossible!
https://youtu.be/nt2zQMMt6qw I told you we would have occasional vegetarian...
On the Take
I am happier this morning my self-imposed beer hiatus is over tomorrow. Even...
A Primer on Cocktail History
While beer, wine, and mead have been around since ancient times, it took a...
Rusty Razors
I am running out of beer from Glibfest, but thankfully Easter approaches so I...
Sear It & Beer It – Salmon!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExnBNIyJADk SEA SMITH'S FAVORITE! And the...





